OMGGGG! Help ME!

[Wings of a dream]

To cut a long story short, I slept with this girl a few weeks a go (without protection), and had only met her about a month before, and she calls me to say she is pregnant. She wants to keep the baby too.

She's a great girl and that, but obviously it's too soon. I'm great with kids in small doses, not sure about the whole 24/7 thing though. also, I can barely afford to feed myself, let alone a second mouth.

Any comments/advice?

like, how long should I wait before pushing her down the stairs?

 

[Mitton]

Just push her down the stairs now before things get bad.

 

[Hrafn]

you got laid?

 

[Leandro]

you got laid?

 

[Mitton]

its just a lie.

 

[Missiles]

C'mon WOAD, you're not getting laid by being a father....

 

[Elysian893]

doesn't it take about a month to find out? and she did the test? or she's just late?

 

[-Gavin-]

 

[Mitton]

 

[Hrafn]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[Elysian893]

now i'm usually pro life(unless the mothers life is at stake or its a rape victim etc), but with wings of a dream being the father, i might be swayed to be pro abortion

 

[eva_dolly]

geezz girls there is birth control out there

 

[Mitton]

He might be a good father.

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I agree

 

[Wings of a dream]

Damn!!!! You bastards! How the hell did you all know?

It's was supposed to be a (late) april fools joke, but shooot! I can't even pull this out here?


:zombie::zombie::zombie:

 

[-Gavin-]

It's was supposed to be a (late) april fools joke, but shooot! I can't even pull this out here?

Probably cause, timezone pending, you were 36 hours late.


That and, come on... You getting a girl? Seriously... You don't think much of us.

 

[Elysian893]

Damn!!!! You bastards! How the hell did you all know?

It's was supposed to be a (late) april fools joke, but shooot! I can't even pull this out here?


:zombie::zombie::zombie:

you should have pulled out in the first place :Spin:

 

[Insilden_The Shred]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[Mitton]

we all new it was an april fools joke no one thought you would have got laid.

 

[Leandro]

You getting laid is something that won't work not on this, nor in either of the future 100 april fool days