I'll admit, it was weak, and there wasn't much thought put into it. Which, as you already suggested, makes it one of the more intelligent posts on this thread
You'd have to be really bored. At least there's only 1133 posts in this thread. If you want a real challenge, try reading one of the Q&A threads over on the general Chat board. I think it's got something like 16000 posts and counting.
I wouldn't wish reading the whole thing upon anyone. I don't think it ever really made much sense. And I read 27 of the pages in one sitting...well, sorta sitting...had to take a piss part way through it.