OT: Who gets the last word?
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bRaTpRiNcEsS
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I have. Then, when I finally do pee, I sing to myself, "Can't stop peeing, can't stop peeing, can't stop peeing"...and I have nothing to finish off with.
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nafnikufesin said:When Antonio is sick, I approach him from the side.
I can't! She climbs up on me, and my shirt gets it. Every time. And I can't hold her off til she's done, either, because she's always got more waiting for me. I hope her kids spew on her daily when she has them.
remington69
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nafnikufesin said:I usually don't dream about taking a leak
One time, when I was a kid, I had this dream that I was peeing. And then I woke up to a wet bed.
That happened to one of our friends who got really drunk. He was in his 20's. We never let him live that one down.
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When I was in high school, we tried the hand-in-warm-water thing on my friend's sleeping little brother. We couldn't tell if he wet the bed at the time (was the middle of winter, tons of blankets) but the next day, he was up before all of us, doing laundry. We were going to give him a hard time about it, but the look on his face was so horrible, we actually let it go.
And for the record, we weren't just being mean bitches. My friend wanted to get him back for selling her a bag of oregano. Even though she was stupid enough to fall for it, siblings can't let these things go unpunished.
And for the record, we weren't just being mean bitches. My friend wanted to get him back for selling her a bag of oregano. Even though she was stupid enough to fall for it, siblings can't let these things go unpunished.
remington69
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Why do I find it funny and ironic that the guy who came up with the Big Bang theory (ya know, that thing that goes against many folks religious beliefs) was formulated by a PRIEST!
DarbysDad
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When I was 12 I had dream I was about to have sex with an older woman but I had to go pee first - so when I started pee in the dream I woke up in a different wet dream.remington69 said:
DarbysDad
Timmy! Timmy!!! Timmy!!!
DarbysDad
Timmy! Timmy!!! Timmy!!!
MyHatred
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MyHatred
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We are men who like beer instead. I don't like my alcohol to taste like candy. I can handle a little scotch now and then but for the most part, all I drink is brews. Now if I stopped drinking beer.......Pabst, Old Pile, Coors and Budweiser would have to lay some people off. I drink to keep our economy going
remington69
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When I played rugby my freshman year of college, Jager was our team drink. I could down it, but it wasn't my favorite.
Beer, wine, scotch, rum, rye, tequilla, sherry, port, it's all good. Just depends on the situation.
DarbysDad
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MyHatred said:Now if I stopped drinking beer.......Pabst, Old Pile, Coors and Budweiser would have to lay some people off. I drink to keep our economy going
me
too 
I don't keep any one company afloat, but the whole industry gets direct benefit from me and my friends.
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