OT: Who gets the last word?
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Riehlthing
It's "The Amish" To You
The most annoying toy was a dancing "Happy Feet" penguin. It literally does not shut off and stop making noise unless you take the batteries out. 
dailyvault
35 and counting...
Actually, the box was a lot more annoying. The kids would lift the lid a little, it would talk, then they'd shut the lid while it was talking and lift it again to start it up... AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
If I were going to be buried, I'd have stipulated in my will that that stupid voicebox be fitted into the lid of my coffin. Don't you think that would scare the stuffing out of the kids?
Naaah... now that I think about it, they'd be at the front of the parlor, opening the coffin lid and slamming it down on me. (Boy, aren't I just a ray of sunshine today?)
I think you're on to something though. Record your voice ahead of time with different sayings like "Boo!", "Close that lid, I'm getting cold in here!", "That's it! You're out of the will!", or "You're the one who killed me, you bloody murderer! You won't get away with this!"
Riehlthing
It's "The Amish" To You
remington69
Music + Science = Sexy
Riehlthing
It's "The Amish" To You
heres the nff/dd/rt comment for the day...
"I've got a monkey for ya rem...."
being a gimp sucks. only thing good about the splint is it keeps my wrist from hurting. but can't do anything...can't play my ps2, could be playing some madden right now...should probably ice it again soon and watch a movie...argh...bored...
"I've got a monkey for ya rem...."
being a gimp sucks. only thing good about the splint is it keeps my wrist from hurting. but can't do anything...can't play my ps2, could be playing some madden right now...should probably ice it again soon and watch a movie...argh...bored...
Arg_Hamster
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*enters Milano-mode*
Arg_Hamster
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I just got a free monkey...woo hoo!
Do a vivisection on it, we want to see some fluffy white guts! Or give it some Anthrax and watch it mosh!
Riehlthing
It's "The Amish" To You
Riehlthing
It's "The Amish" To You
DarbysDad
Timmy! Timmy!!! Timmy!!!
yes
Arg_Hamster
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Dammit!
I never get free monkeys at my job, just shit from the boss.
And John Bush got a sexy voice so he could pick up women left and right and all I got is a voice that complements my look so people think I´m 19 and therefore only 16 year old girls try to hit on me. (No one takes me seriously any way.) But the good part is that i can travel very cheap! "Student discount?" they ask and I nod like a retard and they never ask for ID.
And also I hear all the time about people having a great time with a fireplace and a bottle of wine. I can´t drink wine... I have a weak stomache so all I do is whine.
And when I´m at the store the Red Bull shelf is always empty. And since I don´t belive in old, angry invisible men with gay fucking beards in the sky I can´t sacrifice babies (wonder if a 16 year old 3 Dorks Down fan will suffice?) or goats (or monkeys which I never recive at my job) in their honour and make them fill the Red Bull shelf when I´m shopping.
HAMSTER AKBHAR!
P.S. Annies ass is way more proper than Fergies. Fuck Fergie D.S.
I never get free monkeys at my job, just shit from the boss.
And John Bush got a sexy voice so he could pick up women left and right and all I got is a voice that complements my look so people think I´m 19 and therefore only 16 year old girls try to hit on me. (No one takes me seriously any way.) But the good part is that i can travel very cheap! "Student discount?" they ask and I nod like a retard and they never ask for ID.
And also I hear all the time about people having a great time with a fireplace and a bottle of wine. I can´t drink wine... I have a weak stomache so all I do is whine.
And when I´m at the store the Red Bull shelf is always empty. And since I don´t belive in old, angry invisible men with gay fucking beards in the sky I can´t sacrifice babies (wonder if a 16 year old 3 Dorks Down fan will suffice?) or goats (or monkeys which I never recive at my job) in their honour and make them fill the Red Bull shelf when I´m shopping.
HAMSTER AKBHAR!P.S. Annies ass is way more proper than Fergies. Fuck Fergie D.S.
Riehlthing
It's "The Amish" To You
what in the hell???
I grew a beard so everyone thought I was older. Was 16 and had people asking me if I'd buy them alcohol. Didn't grow the beard for that reason, just got lazy and didn't shave for a week. Then would be too much of a hassle to shave it again.
and don't get red bull, I drink mdx. trust me, it works. I truck drive all night and it works.
and who's annie?
I grew a beard so everyone thought I was older. Was 16 and had people asking me if I'd buy them alcohol. Didn't grow the beard for that reason, just got lazy and didn't shave for a week. Then would be too much of a hassle to shave it again.
and don't get red bull, I drink mdx. trust me, it works. I truck drive all night and it works.
and who's annie?
Arg_Hamster
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I don´t have very much facial hair but I could probably grow a Scott-goatee. Not bad idea my man!
Actually I stoped drinking Red Bull and switched to something called Powerpoint (still all sold out when I hit the store though). I´m one of those people who get sleepy from caffeine. I´m special!
And yes... who the fuck is Annie?
YouTube - Annie - Chewing Gum
Enjoy the ass.
Riehlthing
It's "The Amish" To You
that might give dd sensory overload. she is hot..
and a beard does help out. I have a goatee now, not as long as scott's. my beard comes in red, but my hair is light brown, so shaved my head since I was starting to go bald.
and here ya go dd again,
and a beard does help out. I have a goatee now, not as long as scott's. my beard comes in red, but my hair is light brown, so shaved my head since I was starting to go bald.
and here ya go dd again,
Arg_Hamster
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Foxy women!
Too bad they don´t know about a little band called Anthrax. Should do them good to mosh it out on a Friday night with some metal nerds!
"Here comes the gay part!"
Too bad they don´t know about a little band called Anthrax. Should do them good to mosh it out on a Friday night with some metal nerds!
"Here comes the gay part!"
Don't put words in my mouth! I would never say that.
I'd say "Rem, would you like to pet my monkey?"
Arg_Hamster
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This is pretty cool, a late night (for me in Europe) out at the Anthrax-board with the guys. I´m getting some beer!
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