OT: Who gets the last word?

[nafnikufesin]

On a ski trip, we took:

40 oz rye
40 oz gin
40 oz white rum
40 oz dark rum
40 oz tequilla
half a bottle of flat 7-Up

Mixed it in a grabage can with a ski pole

That's the last part of the evening I remember.

 

[DarbysDad]

On a ski trip, we took:

40 oz rye
40 oz gin
40 oz white rum
40 oz dark rum
40 oz tequilla
half a bottle of flat 7-Up

Mixed it in a grabage can with a ski pole

That's the last part of the evening I remember.

I would have uke:
and still been drunk the next day.

 

[nafnikufesin]

I was. The next thing I remember is putting my ski down on the ski hill the next morning (don't remember how I got home, waking up, getting dressed, catching the shuttle bus out to the hill, etc), and this guy comes up to me:

Him: "Hey, Ernie!"
Me: "Hi. Who are you?"
Him: "I'm Neil."
Me: (blank stare)
Him: "From the party last night"
Me: (blank stare)
Him: "I helped carry you home last night"
Me: "Neil! How are you doing?"...

 

[DarbysDad]

I was. The next thing I remember is putting my ski down on the ski hill the next morning (don't remember how I got home, waking up, getting dressed, catching the shuttle bus out to the hill, etc), and this guy comes up to me:

Him: "Hey, Ernie!"
Me: "Hi. Who are you?"
Him: "I'm Neil."
Me: (blank stare)
Him: "From the party last night"
Me: (blank stare)
Him: "I helped carry you home last night"
Me: "Neil! How are you doing?"...

 

[Riehlthing]

wow...had to have been a good night then.

 

[nafnikufesin]

I can only assume it was. I could write a book with allthe stories fromthe U of A ski club, where their motto was "You don't have to know how to ski to drink"

 

[Riehlthing]

so I'd fit right in, since I don't know how to ski.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Most people wouldn't even bother to bring skis on the year-end trip.

 

[Riehlthing]

that would definitely be me

 

[nafnikufesin]

Busy day ahead. Have to finish our fence, watch some World Cup, go to the football game tonight, followed by a friend's birthday party, all while fitting in as many beers as possible

 

[Riehlthing]

easy day, laze about, go swimming when it gets warm...I can do that, unlike skiing.

 

[nafnikufesin]

What? No water skiing?

 

[Riehlthing]

tubing is easier. water skiing the skis get pulled in different ways and not a fan of doing the splits.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Two tubes on one boat is the best...who can hold on the longest?

 

[Riehlthing]

if i'm driving the boat, they don't last long. I was banned from driving the boat because i was too mean to the tubers

 

[lovehunter]

Yes!14,500 on the money baby!

 

[Riehlthing]

and that signifies??? it certainly doesn't equal post 666, or 442

 

[JohnThrax]

this thread is amazing

 

[JohnThrax]

Just in case anyone cared

 

[Riehlthing]

what'd the italians ever do to you?