OT: Who gets the last word?

[nafnikufesin]

Tylenol inhibits the enzyme that metabolizes alcohol in your liver. If you want to be a cheap(er) drunk, pop a couple Tylenol with each drink. Please note that if you do this, I am not responsible for any damage done to your liver.

 

[DarbysDad]

Tylenol inhibits the enzyme that metabolizes alcohol in your liver. If you want to be a cheap(er) drunk, pop a couple Tylenol with each drink. Please note that if you do this, I am not responsible for any damage done to your liver.

yeah I know it messes with your liver anyway fyi - generic name is ACETAMINOPHEN is anyone wants to read labels

 

[nafnikufesin]

Read? You think anyone around here reads?

 

[remington69]

I once tried to convince my old boss I was illiterate because I didn't want to do a journal search. She didn't beleive me.

 

[DarbysDad]

yikes an illeterate scientist. Now that's just mad

 

[nafnikufesin]

I think a mad scientist is one that enjoys reading scientific journal articles

 

[MyHatred]

Word

 

[DarbysDad]

that's not our boy Mosher looking confused is it?

 

[Seance]

Silly.
It's *****************************************************************.

*****? ***** *****.

***** *****, *****! ***** ***** ***** ***** *****. ***** *****.

 

[nafnikufesin]

I saw a sign here that advertised "Inl't Illiteracy Day". If that's how they're going to abbreviate "International", I think we need to support the advertisers in taking part in this special day

 

[DarbysDad]

I saw a sign here that advertised "Inl't Illiteracy Day". If that's how they're going to abbreviate "International", I think we need to support the advertisers in taking part in this special day

That's bad :zombie:

 

[nafnikufesin]

"I am so smart. S-M-R-T"

 

[Seance]

yuor'e very smort

 

[nafnikufesin]

What a shitty night. I was on-call last night, and didn't get home from work until 1 am. The residents saw 3 more patients after I left, so I was on the phone with them until 4:30 am, then I had to be up at 6 am to get to work by 7 am today, for a unusually long day that will go until 5:30 or so. Maybe I can sneak in a nap if any of my patients are no-shows today.

 

[MyHatred]

Tell them Myhatred said to stop having mental problems So that you can take a nap.

 

[MyHatred]

BTW: What type of calls do you get when you are "on call"?

 

[remington69]

I got bit by one of my mice this morning. Fucker. I was even trying to make him feel better by giving him a saline shot. I guess he's rather be dehydrated.

 

[MyHatred]

Ouch. I once owned a mean ass hamster that would not let anyone touch it. I couldn't even clean the cage without getting bit by the little fucker. He ended up hanging out for a little bit in my buddies snake cage after biting me for the twentieth or so time.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

My boss is transferring to overnights so I'm getting a new boss. I'm not happy about it.

 

[nafnikufesin]

BTW: What type of calls do you get when you are "on call"?

Mainly on-call to the emergency room, seeing patients that have come into the ER, often acutely psychotic, or suicidal, or manic, or intoxicated/withdrawing. Sometimes I'll alos get called by our inpatient unit to deal with emergencies on the unit (ie. someone having an acute medical problem, or agitated needing medication or restraint).