OT: Who gets the last word?

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bRaTpRiNcEsS said:
Let me tell you about dinner tonight. We went to this Greek place that my husband is in love with. He got the gyro deluxe whatever-the-fuck thing he always gets. I, on the other hand, get the gyro meat with sauteed onions and cheese on a roll, with that fucked up white sauce (why does it have to come out so COLD??) on the side. The damn place ran out of rolls so I got it on a pita, which I didn't want. Then, I get like halfway through it and find this little piece of metal in it. It looked like a coil off a Brillo pad. So I showed it to who I think was the manager, and he apologized and offered to get me another plate, but it had already killed my appetite. He said something about it coming off the pan, or something, but I really got the feeling he's seen it before. He kept apologizing and offered some baklava, which neither of us wanted. Now if he'd have offered up some cheesecake, I'd have been all over it. He didn't charge for my dinner or the appetizer, so at least he made good on it, but I still walked away somewhat hungry (although not for Greek food).

So as I'm sitting there waiting for the kids to finish so we can leave, I tell my husband that I don't want to think about a Brillo pad being in my dinner. To which he replied, "At least it wasn't a maxi pad". Yeah, I married a smartass.
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At least it wasn't a pube.:Puke:

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MyHatred said:
So have you had any close calls or incidents over there? I would hate being anywhere near the M.E. . I would probably have "Fuck the middle East" on repeat the whole time I was there:lol: . Stay safe dude.
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It´s strange, because until my "shift" came to the base there were rocket attacks more or less at a daily basis, but in the four weeks we´ve been here there hasn´t been a single one! Maybe the Taliban are saving up their 122mm´s for some bigtime fireworks...?
Actually, so far the worst injuries we´ve had in my unit, are a broken hand (a sargeant was hit by a car. And that´s with a speed limit of 10 mph!!!:rolleyes: ) and my buddy, who (accidentally, might I add) planted his knee in my face and knocked me out.

Yeah, certain tracks may get some heavy rotation when I get home....:heh:
 
MyHatred said:
I just found out that all the Pabst in Lansing is bought by me. Apparently I am the only idiot that enjoys that beer:kickass: :Puke: :lol::Puke:
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Occassionaly I pick that up in Longnecks. :zombie: :kickass:

I know all the Budweiser Longnecks in one of my local liquor stores is probably consumed by me.

Anyone see Zurich Lowenbrau lately - been dying for one.
 
I like the local prices!

Got a box (10 packs) of cigarettes for $3
Got Godfather I-II-III and 2 other dvd´s for $7
Got a pair of (fake) Wiley X´s for $8

....at the weekly market on base.
 
I spent all day yesterday at a Neuroscience retreat. At least the lunch was good and they had free gummy bears in the hallway.

Today, I get to spend the day cleaning! Yay! I may also head to Best Buy and get the new Mastodon since I have a 12% off coupon.
 
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