You're looking for an excuse to get up before noon? I'm looking for ways that I can sleep until noon!

My ideal job would be noon to 4 pm, Tuesday through Thursday, making $250,000 a year or more. Anyone know where I can find a job like that?
I don't know if any of you watch Mythbusters, but I'm going to see Kari and Grant speak at the local community college tonight. They are supposed to be showing a bunch of outtakes from the show. It should be interesting. Especially for my friend who has a raging hard-on for Kari.
Unfortunately I'm not American-born, otherwise I'd consider it. The second problem is that I don't have enough money to buy the presidency either.U.S. President job opens in a year and a half.....
I'm at O'Hare right now waiting for my flight to Albany, and who should I run into? None other than Kari and Grant. Kari's even hotter in person. Yummy.I don't know if any of you watch Mythbusters, but I'm going to see Kari and Grant speak at the local community college tonight. They are supposed to be showing a bunch of outtakes from the show. It should be interesting. Especially for my friend who has a raging hard-on for Kari.
I'm at O'Hare right now waiting for my flight to Albany, and who should I run into? None other than Kari and Grant. Kari's even hotter in person. Yummy.
Both of them were real nice, and had no problem chatting with me. Wishing I would have thought to pull out my camera phone and get a picture...
Well, they're paging my flight...off to New York.
TGIF
Unfortunately I'm not American-born, otherwise I'd consider it. The second problem is that I don't have enough money to buy the presidency either.