Own Pictures Thread

[Bodomonkey]

^Are you serious? :zombie:

 

[Dred]

^Are you serious? :zombie:

Yes. I also shave with a double edged safety razor. I find it's a much nicer shave than those multi-bladed pieces of shit that cost $2 per cartridge.

 

[CliffBurton]

2 blades are plenty.
If you have 5, you are a dick, and will never afford the fast car that the razor has on the package.

 

[Leandro]

I have to use the 3-bladed one, otherwise the small beard hairs get stuck between them, and it takes ages to clean it up.

 

[The Butt]

Look at me, I'm fucking contemplating shit.

 

[Lady_Relic]

For those who remember... creepy guy is back!

He "volunteered" me to bartend an S&M party of his last weekend and since he published my name on the flyers (w/out my permission) I sorta couldn't get out of it. I made what money I could and kept drinking in hopes of becoming numb to his creepiness... but of course it didn't work. He insisted on photo documentation a.k.a an excuse to touch me....

 

[Bodomonkey]

^You really seem to enjoy it.

 

[Ensi]

 

[Bodomonkey]

^sexeh.

 

[Ensi]

 

[Lady_Relic]

^You really seem to enjoy it.

The happier I pretended to be, the easier the night went. He's one of those "oh you seem so sad let me fix you and be overly intrusive" people. and if I didn't seem somewhat enthused in the pics he would've kept demanding the camera guy retake the pics. Just trying to make the process as painless as possible for myself..

 

[The Butt]

Dude looks like an even creepier Ozzy Osbourne.

 

[Ensi]

^

 

[Dred]

^ That's what I was thinking.

Guys in makeup are gay....but slightly less gay when they're holding a guitar.

 

[Macharius]

You have nice legs, but the guy with the tights rubbing his junk on you is really turning me off.

 

[The Butt]

<FUCK>

Fuck

Get Dani Filth out of this thread

Creepy as shit

 

[Nikki]

I think I know that guy....does he dress up like Gene Simmons sometimes??

 

[CliffBurton]

yellow teeth

 

[Mystique1721]

that's not your natural hair color, is it?

 

[Swabs]

Generally only people of an eastern background can have genuinely black hair. So considering he's Norwiegan, I doubt it.