Ever get blasted in the chest with projectile diarrhea?

Purple/Red dyed hair is so goddamn clichéd for "metal chicks" it hurts.
Purple is an overrated colour. I like blue.
So is wearing an arm full of crusty wristbands from festivals two years ago.
They're fabric, they come in the shower with me, they get cleaned.
gross :/
Do you wear your clothes in the shower and call them clean when you come out?![]()

Purple/Red dyed hair is so goddamn clichéd for "metal chicks" it hurts.
This.So is wearing an arm full of crusty wristbands from festivals two years ago.
Wtf!They're fabric, they come in the shower with me, they get cleaned.
Duuuuuuuuuuude. Same, thanks for the early morning laugh!HAHAHAHA just got up and read this, hahahha![]()
It's worse when you wake up at 5am, take an hour bus to school and then the teacher doesn't show but tells everyone she's on her way and got "caught" in traffic then doesn't show up until 40 minutes left of class and throws a shitfit that no one is there.Nigga jacked mah style.

rate my beard