PACKAGE PACKAGE PACKAGE PACKAGE PACKAGE PACKAGE PACKAGE PACKAGE PACKAGE PACKAGE PACKA

[Ellestin]

Christ I need some of this Pelican meat

 

[Chromatose]

this past weekend when I was in tennessee I bought

wild boar jerky
alligator jerky
kangaroo jerky

I have yet to eat them, it's just too funny having them around.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Christ I need some of this Pelican meat

 

[KILL TULLY]

Beef Jerky is fucking godlike.


Is it just an American thing?

 

[Krilons Resa]

beef jerky rules your fucking face and you know it.

 

[J.]

so you people actually spend money to send "exotic" foods overseas? interesting.

good call on beef jerky, lizard. send him some Cornnuts next time. they rule

 

[circus_brimstone]

send him some Cornnuts next time. they rule

We actually agree on something.

 

[J.]

Cornnuts are supreme. any food that makes your breath stink rule. and they go perfect with a nice COLD brew.

 

[MFJ]

how's that lp doing


im a very drowned in whsikey now

 

[Necromunchkin]

Whisky is good. So says me who has killed most of a bottle tonight...

 

[KaptainKrude]

Mmmmm....
Beef. Plasma.

 

[lizard]

Jots cornnuts down good call!

 

[Trylakos]

this is WEIRD.

Beef Jerky is pretty strange.. Im not really sure if I kike it or not
Some guy in my school makes "bootleg" beef jerky and attempts to sell it

 

[Trylakos]

You'd really be surprised at the variety of products you'd miss if you came up here. New products seem to hit Canada generally a year or two later. I'm drawing a blank on examples, but I always love to check out the grocery stores down there for interesting novelties!

I swear that they stopped shipping Trix cereal to my province that stuff is good!

Maybe if I was old enough, I would send you Newfie Screech and a cod to kiss

 

[Demilich]

I swear that they stopped shipping Trix cereal to my province that stuff is good!

Maybe if I was old enough, I would send you Newfie Screech and a cod to kiss

I'm SO holding you to that when you're old enough! When is that? 4 years or something?

 

[Trylakos]

I'm SO holding you to that when you're old enough! When is that? 4 years or something?

Im 15 now.. but when I turn 18 I can just take a 20 minute drive into Quebec... assuming Quebec has NEWFIE screech OR I could get an of age friend to send you it

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

haha i already ate two bags of jerky! in... 10 minutes! that ruled!

dude.

I'm glad I'm not your toilet

 

[Trylakos]

dude.

I'm glad I'm not your toilet

.... that makes me think of bad memories last night of what my friends did

basically, there was vomit on the walls (WTF??!) shit in the toilet from numerous people and no alcohol involved! OH and I saw my friend's fat mother's vagina!

however the tale of these events isn't as interesting as it may sound

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

really?

that's an awful lot of protein to digest all at once. The human body simply cannot use that much at once. then again, perhaps you're not human

 

[Trylakos]

well i had all four bags in like 25 mins and i didnt feel and my digestive system worked like normal so

I bet your semen will be unbareable to taste.