"People who hate God, love Death"

[KILL TULLY]

who the fuck is that faggy ass bitch talking about drinking for the first time and making a gigantic deal out of 2 white russians, and then saying symptomes that clearly show she wasn't even drunk? I fucking hate people like that.


"OMGLOLZ IM DRUNKZZZ!!!" when there not, at all. fuck. argh.

 

[lurch70]

"OMGLOLZ IM DRUNKZZZ!!!" when there not, at all. fuck. argh.

at 9AM ???

 

[KILL TULLY]

haha IM not drunk, im saying people say stuff like that when they clearly arn't boozified.

 

[lizard]

I never even drank a beer until my first day in college, a few days before I turned 18. My roommate said I returned to our room and fell into the closet.

 

[dill_the_devil]

I first got drunk at age sixteen, at a friends 18th b'day party. Didn't know what was good to drink, so I got through a couple of cans of Strongbow Super, 1/3rd of a litre of Malibu, a fair proportion of JD's and a couple of pints of Carling. Took two of my mates to carry me home, but not before we were all lying flat on our backs on the car park, arms outstretched to the sky, singing 'Nothing Else Matters' at the top of our lungs.

 

[lizard]

man, some of the best times I've ever had have just been a bunch of guys out getting tanked. male cameraderie....can't beat it.

 

[Hell Mike]

So true... Throw women in the mix and 95% of the guys will spend the evening trying to shag her but none will succeed, they'll just refrain from being funny and farting and drinking too much because they don't want to look like asses. Fuck that shit!

 

[lizard]

unless in the very rare case you have a female friend who can match you drink for drink...ah memories of my good friend Dara Ettershank, who was a chaplain's daughter...man, chaplain's daughters always think they have something to prove

 

[dill_the_devil]

Last time we were out drinking together, my gf drank a big bottle of wine through a pair of connected straws, straight from the bottle, in about an hour and a half and ended up tanked... I just had a few pints of cider. Man I felt like the vagina was on the other foot...

 

[lizard]

I should also mention my Irish friend Kelly Shannon, who went to Oktoberfest with me and we both barfed on the streetcar on the way home, and spent the rest of the trip making out.

 

[NAD]

I NEVER refrain from being funny or farting while drunk, chicks or not. In fact usually the two go hand in hand, I've had many females laugh at my "I've been drinking beer for 8 hours straight bombfarts" and that's pretty unruly.

First time drunk was at 15, on some scotch. I couldn't drink scotch for about 8 years after that, but now it's my favorite hard alcohol and generally the only one I drink anymore.

 

[Hell Mike]

I don't compromise either.

First time I got drunk was at 13, I pissed my name in the snow and someone gave me vodka saying it was water and I had a glass and passed out (I was healthily drunk before of course)

 

[lizard]

this thread started out being about comas and now we're pissing in the snow and getting wasted

I'm going to watch Children of Bodom's Trashed in Helsinki video again :Spin:

 

[Dara]

unless in the very rare case you have a female friend who can match you drink for drink...ah memories of my good friend Dara Ettershank, who was a chaplain's daughter...man, chaplain's daughters always think they have something to prove

Still can!

(This will teach me not to Google myself)

 

[Hell Mike]

well, most people can match the lizard (forever in our hearts and soulz) in drinks these days buddy

 

[Dara]

well, most people can match the lizard (forever in our hearts and soulz) in drinks these days buddy

I just searched through this forum and was shocked to learn that Rick had passed. I lost touch with him after college and often wondered what he was up to. I now regret not looking a little harder.

He was a true friend back in the day.....

 

[dorian gray]

Uhm

 

[Reign in Acai]

Hope Lizard laid down the D.

R.I.P