pick-up lines

[War_Blade]

that are your best pick-up lines?


mine is

"Hey, nice tits."


that and

"So i was wondering if you wanted to come to place. I can order a pizza and we can fuck all night."

then when they give you some dumb look


"What, you dont like pizza?"

 

[perfecterror]

Wow if pizza wont get you laid... you may be hopeless.

 

[War_Blade]

playing guitar got my dick sucked at least

 

[perfecterror]

well yea... so your best pick-up line is "hey girl, i play guitar"

 

[War_Blade]

so far, until they find out i play metal and not emo music, then im screwed

 

[Draznog]

mines: Hey baby, does this smell like cloraform to you.

 

[perfecterror]

mines: Hey baby, does this smell like cloraform to you.

mine: i am so drunk! (ALWAYS works for me)

 

[Valerie]

"I need a massage..." paired with a raised eyebrow is fucking mint.

 

[Leandro]

"Wanna have sex?"

Worked a few times

 

[Valerie]

"Wanna have sex?"

Worked a few times

But you're Jesus, so it's not fair.

 

[TheTechnogoat]

mines: Hey baby, does this smell like cloraform to you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Draznog]

there's a snake in my pants can i put it in your cave * winks* walks home after being slapped

 

[bodomite]

I just say hey im thomas and i normally end up making out..... I think i release some sexual pharamone that drives women crazy...... sux i cant even goto the store anymore without having to blow my load in some chicks face

 

[Gjallarhorn]

"can i buy you a fish sandwich"

 

[-Rivfader-]

So baby have you ever been with a fat guy before?

caution
(Only works when they are drunk or on some other drug)

 

[Draznog]

there's a party in my pants and your invited giggity giggity goo

 

[The Bringer]

I hate pizza! That trick won't work for me!

 

[Krakatau]

"hey baby can I sniff your anus?"

 

[goth_fiend]

you have a little _____ in you? do you want to?

 

[Lithium]

Hey, I forgot my phone number, can I have yours??