pick-up lines

[Conti]

You bitch you owe me money,cause youve been living in my heart and you havent been paying rent

Are you a baker canse those are some nice buns

Do you still meat from stores? cause it looks like you stuck two hams down the back of your oants.

 

[Earth Breather]

http://linesthataregood.com/
there ya fucking go

 

[Krakatau]

I have a real charm !
“Don’t let the appearance full you, I am actually the reincarnation of a lesbian !”

Fuckin' great.

 

[perfecterror]

that only works for girls...

you are just trying to get me back for joking your pink and blue geeey guitar aren't you?!

 

[corn_off_the_cob]

my friends friend's friend used the line "Hey baby, lets play Pearl Harbor. I'll lie down and you blow the hell outta me." I'm not sure if it worked or not though lol.

 

[War_Blade]

but IMHO the best pickup line is EMG

false...

dimarzo be dah pimps

 

[Leandro]

false...

dimarzo be dah pimps

I like noiseless stuff, and emg85 on bridge is like

 

[War_Blade]

noise reduction pedal....

 

[Leandro]

noise reduction pedal....

death of sustain....

 

[War_Blade]

if you have a shity one....




my x2n on bridge and evo on the neck pwns anything emg can put out.

 

[Leandro]

if you have a shity one....




my x2n on bridge and evo on the neck pwns anything emg can put out.

ever heard about something called an 'opinion'?

 

[War_Blade]

ever heard about something called an 'opinion'?

i did once, but i found it hard to believe

 

[Lithium]

Was your dad a thief??

- Well, he must have been, because he stole all of the stars in the sky, and put them right in your eyes

From some lame movie I think...

 

[eva_dolly]

not really a pick up line but how to get into Eva's pants with no issue

Dress like a viking. Act like a gentlman and get down on one knee and kiss my hand. Then offer me some beer and mead and I'm yours for the night.. oh yeah you still have to be sexy.

take note boys

 

[goth_fiend]

*takes note's*

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

not really a pick up line but how to get into Eva's pants with no issue

Dress like a viking. Act like a gentlman and get down on one knee and kiss my hand. Then offer me some beer and mead and I'm yours for the night.. oh yeah you still have to be sexy.

take note boys

*dresses viking*

 

[Janina]

I never used pick-up lines when I was single, but there's this one that I'll never forget...

A guy came to me at a bar and asked "wanna go to my place, get naked, hang from the door handles, eat popcorn, watch a movie and do it?"
I'm not going to tell if that worked or not, but it's worth a try

 

[EagleFlyFree]

so what movie you guys watched? did it make a difference?

 

[perfecterror]

I never used pick-up lines when I was single, but there's this one that I'll never forget...

A guy came to me at a bar and asked "wanna go to my place, get naked, hang from the door handles, eat popcorn, watch a movie and do it?"
I'm not going to tell if that worked or not, but it's worth a try

 

[War_Blade]

I never used pick-up lines when I was single, but there's this one that I'll never forget...

A guy came to me at a bar and asked "wanna go to my place, get naked, hang from the door handles, eat popcorn, watch a movie and do it?"
I'm not going to tell if that worked or not, but it's worth a try

shit, i gotta start using that one, it might work better then, "hey nice tits"