pick-up lines

[Excess]

Nice hair.

 

[Ruins]

i dont have a line i just do it physical approach

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

But you're Jesus, so it's not fair.

that totally worked when cris pulled it on me!


pick up lines are for n00bs. I respect either the pro manhoes or Bodomite's pherormones, only.

 

[Mitton]

"Nice legs what time do they open."

 

[Ruins]

^ if i was a girl i would smash your face hard with my punch
for sucha line

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

^ if i was a girl i would smash your face hard with my punch
for sucha line

notice the sutilties that tell that he's not single, unlike the above people

 

[Mitton]

Every girl loves the line I would be flatterd.

 

[hatecrewchick]

a friend of mine uses: there's a party in my pants, wanna join?

 

[War_Blade]

mine: i am so drunk! (ALWAYS works for me)

that only works for girls...

 

[Leandro]

that totally worked when cris pulled it on me!


pick up lines are for n00bs. I respect either the pro manhoes or Bodomite's pherormones, only.

It works MUCH better for girls

 

[hatecrewchick]

very known dutch pick up lines are: 'Haven't i seen you here before?' or 'I know you from somewhere!'
and sometimes they actually work on some girls

 

[Leandro]

^ ! Same 'ere

"Do you come here often?" is quite cliché too

 

[hatecrewchick]

yes!! forgot about that one!

 

[HauknessX]

whisper to her, "i gotta .357 magnum pointed at your kidneys, wanna go get some coffee?" you could get arressted if this does not go smoothly however.

 

[Leandro]

isn't .357 magnum a pleonasm?

 

[metaru kurenai]

some guy used "I can't remember where i live... can i come with you???" on me. WRONG!!! won't work

 

[KenShiRo]

do pickup lines actually work?

i never used one before and well, all women seem to already have boyfriends, i think they are lying or they have them cos its the fashionable thing to do

 

[Leandro]

but IMHO the best pickup line is EMG

 

[Necrö]

^ that's what I've been thinking, haha

btw... "I'm so drunk!" does work!

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

I have a real charm !
“Don’t let the appearance full you, I am actually the reincarnation of a lesbian !”