pick-up lines

[Tut Ankh Amon]

here's a pick up line that i just made up that WON'T EVER fail:

you print this out

show it

and say
"hey, i know this guy. Really"

booyah.

 

[ND24/7]

mine: i am so drunk! (ALWAYS works for me)

Damn girls.... If only I got laid everytime I said that.

@ Tut

 

[War_Blade]

here's a pick up line that i just made up that WON'T EVER fail:

you print this out

show it

and say
"hey, i know this guy. Really"

booyah.

looks like your pretty exicted there...

 

[ND24/7]

looks like your pretty exicted there...

The Jackal is a mammal that is always excited.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

looks like your pretty exicted there...

dude
not at all
it's even kinda embarassing cause it has this angle problem that i'm not gonna explain here which makes it look worse than it really is
but anyway, just look away from the package

 

[War_Blade]

dude
not at all
it's even kinda embarassing cause it has this angle problem that i'm not gonna explain here which makes it look worse than it really is
but anyway, just look away from the package

dont be embarassed child. if you have a curved dick you can hit her g-spot better

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

dont be embarassed child. if you have a curved dick you can hit her g-spot better

it's a PICTURE angle problem, you sick bastard

 

[War_Blade]

it's a PICTURE angle problem, you sick bastard

my mind is so preverted it is insane...



speaking of fucking chicks with dildos, i thought up an awesome idea.


first you get a viking helm. then you take off the horns and replace them with vibrating dildos...


awesome huh?

i need some test subjects..

 

[CliffBurton]

not really a pick up line but how to get into Eva's pants with no issue

Dress like a viking. Act like a gentlman and get down on one knee and kiss my hand. Then offer me some beer and mead and I'm yours for the night.. oh yeah you still have to be sexy.

take note boys

If a viking comes up to you, your going to be his untill hes done with you, end of story.

 

[bobvex]

Does this smell like cloroform?
_________

Are you about a size 14?
_________

My dick is dead,



and i need to bury it IN YOUR ASS

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

not really a pick up line but how to get into Eva's pants with no issue

Dress like a viking. Act like a gentlman and get down on one knee and kiss my hand. Then offer me some beer and mead and I'm yours for the night.. oh yeah you still have to be sexy.

take note boys

Your place or mine?

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

my mind is so preverted it is insane...

first you get a viking helm. then you take off the horns and replace them with vibrating dildos...

awesome huh?

i need some test subjects..

seek medical attention immediately !

 

[Heavenscent]

Hey, tell me something about your genitals.

Wanna see me swallow a whole apple?

I'm wearing my sister's underwear. Wanna see?

You can shave my pubes if I can shave yours.

Do you like to swallow semen?

Sex is for faggots, I'm interested in what you think about the greenhouse effect and women's rights. ** Okay, now seriously, you will have sex with me in the alley, or I'll cut out your ovaries.

 

[hatecrewchick]

!!!!

 

[ND24/7]

Sex is for faggots, I'm interested in what you think about the greenhouse effect and women's rights. ** Okay, now seriously, you will have sex with me in the alley, or I'll cut out your ovaries.

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

 

[Leandro]

+1

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

+1

+a gazillion

 

[Heavenscent]

Works everytime

 

[CliffBurton]

awesome