Picture Hanging 101

[Mike]

The office manager just came to me asking if i had any string, they were trying to hang a picture on the wall in the main lobby. So I put my little redneck mind to work and came up with the perfect solution. Stripped a cat5 (computer network cable) and pulled out the wires inside and tied that shit to both hooks on the frame. And there you have it, a redneck tech guru's guide to hanging pictures.

 

[Captain Beard]

Thats not redneck, thats pure geek!

 

[Mike]

would it be redneck if i used the power cable from a broken toaster?

 

[Captain Beard]

Nope. Using the wiring harness from a harvesting combine would make you a redneck.

 

[Mike]

how about the garden hose used to provide water to me neighbors trailer?

 

[Captain Beard]

That's redneck, yes. Check your User CP.

 

[Mike]

thanks buddy

 

[Captain Beard]

I figured "Why not a 3rd one?"

 

[Dead Winter]

You shoulda used the elastic outta yer britches.

 

[El Stormo]

And now for "Saddam Hanging 101".

 

[Dead Winter]

Did they fuck that up too?

 

[El Stormo]

We won't know until we see the vid ^_^

 

[Lunar Still]

If you really want to be a redneck, take off the rope belt around your waist and use that to hang the picture.

 

[EricT]

You guys suck at being redneck. A real redneck just duct tapes it to the wall.

 

[El Stormo]

I ain't no darned redneck, y'all!

 

[Metal head87]

Da duck taip done maked it krome fix-choorz.