Pirate Metal!!

i'm not the one who knocked up my girlfriend for the 3rd time only to try and a 3rd abortion.


Maybe so....but I know how to properly take care of a problem when it arises :)



That....and embryos make a nice addition to a western omelet.

edit: in all seriousness, my psychotic, controlling ex-cunt purposely got herself pregnant to try and keep me with her....and that just wasn't going to happen.
 
Maybe so....but I know how to properly take care of a problem when it arises :)



That....and embryos make a nice addition to a western omelet.

edit: in all seriousness, my psychotic, controlling ex-cunt purposely got herself pregnant to try and keep me with her....and that just wasn't going to happen.
i know how to avoid the problem altogether.
 
Holy shit :lol: What did I miss :cry:

You're taking them too seriously. they are a joke band. like dream evil. but people like you take it seriously and then attack it for not being to your specs. And by saying it's a joke band i don't mean that the band is a joke, but the image and act the band portrays.

I'm not taking them seriously, you know. I understand exactly what you mean. I don't give a shit about the 'pirate image' and all the stuff that goes along with it. Like, Edguy, they are an AMAZING band that isn't meant to be taken seriously. The whole show si just full of laughs and you can tell all the band members are just fucking around and having a great time. I'm not going to debate the Alestorm thing over and over, I will simply say, I think they are a less-than-decent band that has the potential to be really spectacular if they replaced the vocalist (No offense to Chris). If some people like them, good, go out and by their album, support the band. I personally couldn't ever grow to like the vocals, which is sad because I really like the music they make (and folk-y metal in general).

Forum orgies dont work. All the sweet 14 year old girls all turn into 40 year old blokes almost over night.
I LOL'd :lol:
you should have been gone for good after you posted the symphony X rip.
Do you honestly think that? That is bullshit if you do. Differences aside, you think a user should be permabanned for posting a leak? Especially when the rules weren't that clear at that time, I can bump 10 fucking threads about leaks that have links so :rolleyes:


Maybe so....but I know how to properly take care of a problem when it arises :)



That....and embryos make a nice addition to a western omelet.

edit: in all seriousness, my psychotic, controlling ex-cunt purposely got herself pregnant to try and keep me with her....and that just wasn't going to happen.

:lol: Don't have to defend yourself to him, I guess bob is having an off day, he's trolling with the best of them today :p.
 
i know how to avoid the problem altogether.

Apparently theres something you don't understand. The bitch was fucking crazy....she had birth control pills as well as spermicide inserts, and just chose not to use them every once in a while in order to get pregnant if she thought she was going to lose me...but blamed it on being "overly fertile." I was stupid to trust her, yes, I know this....but its all good; her new boyfriend looks like Mr. Potatohead, and I still have no kids so its a win/win situation.
 
Apparently theres something you don't understand. The bitch was fucking crazy....she had birth control pills as well as spermicide inserts, and just chose not to use them every once in a while in order to get pregnant if she thought she was going to lose me...but blamed it on being "overly fertile." I was stupid to trust her, yes, I know this....but its all good; her new boyfriend looks like Mr. Potatohead, and I still have no kids so its a win/win situation.

takes 2 to tango, dude.
 
takes 2 to tango, dude.

I understand that with out my penis and ejaculate she would not be able to get pregnant...but after being with the same broad for 6 years, you don't expect them to pull that kind of horseshit...which is why she was able to pull it off 3 times. I'm quite the trusting individual...and that is my downfall.