Pizza vs. Burgers

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Do you really consider McDonald's the world's greatest burger? That entire concoction looks like a huge piece of shit. No offense. But I'd still eat it!
 
Burger, and then when they let me go, I'd steal Derick's pizza and eat it while running away. Problem solved.
 
Gound elk medium rare/pepperjack cheese/red onion/portabella mushrooms/ sweet pickles/ jalapenos on a toasty sour dough bun wit ha horse radish sauce pwns pizza. I get too nappy after pizza anyhoo.