Pizza vs. Burgers

[Captain Beard]

*nods* I felt about the same when she revealed her intents with the holy grail of hamburgers.

 

[Anvil]

That is one gaping vagina.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I just don't really like blue cheese on a burger.
Yes, I've had it before and it was yummy, but still not something I'd rememebr to order/ or will lose all senses for...

sowwy!!!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

you didn't like something that was yummy? you confuse me sometimes

 

[Captain Beard]

Me too.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I choose the wrong words sometimes... It was good but nothing I lost my mind over, and definitely not something that, when presented a menu and I order a burger (which is a rare event to begin with)
Blue cheese is not the first thing that comes to mind...

(better? )

 

[Captain Beard]

But if you ever visited Texas, you wouldn't try one bite?

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Of course I would! When I visit a new place I try everything once... (and if I like it, twice ) especially if it's a local place with specialty food, you know that!

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh Good. Because mine was so good I handed Derick a piece and Cara got a photo of his reaction. It was so tasty I was burning myself trying to eat MORE of it.

 

[Dead Winter]

It depends on the pizza and depends on the burger...it also depends where I am.

American pizza or hamburgers? Fucking hamburgers, dude.

Italian pizza or hamburgers? Mmmmm...it's a tie. I love hamburgers, and Italians fucking suck at cooking them.

I fucking can't stand thick crust, though. Fuck that. It's like eating a fucking loaf of bread...if you like thick crust, you're wrong and suck and you should kill yourself.

Nah, seriously...I don't like pizzas with a lot of crust because you tend to fill up on the crust and not be able to taste the pizza. I prefer Italian pizza I think, not because it's so different, but because when you eat it it doesn't feel like you're going to vomit your intestines afterwards from all the grease and bread. You can actually move around after eating pizza here.

 

[Dead Winter]

Here's how it boils down for me:

Best burger ever > best pizza ever

BUT

Average pizza > average burger

You're a fucking genius. Where have you been all my life?

Even the dago wife agrees.

 

[Dead Winter]

One word: schiacciata. A pizza covered with toppings you like, then after it's cooked, you put other vegetables like fresh diced tomatoes and lettuce and ricotta cheese, throw some oil over it, then you cover it with another pizza. I usually get my pizzas with hot salame, mozzarella and prosciutto, so when you bite into the schiacciata you have the mix of those ingredients that go perfectly with the fresh veggies and oil sandwiched between the two pizzas.

You have all just been owned.

 

[Brooks]

To be brutally frank, most of the time, I'm rather order a damn fine Portabella Burger than a meatburger. More flavor, less flesh.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

yum! Portabella Burger!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I am disgusted.

 

[Lordlucid]

If someone told me to choose a burger or a pizza after seeing that pic, I would just tell them to shoot me.

 

[Psychonaut]

Pizza by far.

 

[Shpongled]

If someone told me to choose a burger or a pizza after seeing that pic, I would just tell them to shoot me.

Really? I'd be like.... damn that pic's gross. Now gimme that damned breakfast burger and don't shoot me!

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Here's how it boils down for me:

Best burger ever > best pizza ever

BUT

Average pizza > average burger

Yesh.

 

[Dead Winter]

meeeeeeaaaaaaatttttttt