Pole dancing [for fitness!]

Ok so this is the closest picture i could find to van gogh, the only difference is i hold the pole with one hand behind my head, instead of both hands near hips

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hahaha i have no idea! basically the whole of your weight is on the inside of your arm and the bit of your side/stomach that's in contact with the pole, a lot of it's simply the friction between your skin and the pole. All i know is it hurts, but i was so happy when i did it!

I've also seen a move on that site called 'brucey bonus' i HAVE to learn this move! (my surname is Bruce)
 
I'm really annoyed.
Finally got my picture back from my dancing school from our performance night before Christmas, and all I can show people is this:

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Because it looks like the short shorts I was wearing were regular black underwear instead under the Christmas dress I was wearing.
Which would be fine if I wasn't doing an L tuck at the time. You know how that is. Legs apart, dearie! Humph.
I was wearing shorts. I swear! Gahhh. :(
 
May's a-rock-a-lips was rather amusing

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Dangerous George (it's called that for a reason!!! Notice neither of my hands are on the pole...)

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Inverted Champagne Lady... a second later and I've been properly inverted

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