Political Compass

Economic Left/Right: -0.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 1.44

More Authoritarian but also a bigger hippie than the dope. Confusion because I always claim to be a conservative. I guess my views on drug legalisation and abortion skew me in the opposite direction.
 
I think it's the rural, conservative upbringing in my case.

As for 0sm0se, I couldn't say - except that he hates humanity and wants control over everyone so that they stop bothering him.
 
The Dope is entirely correct, I will not hide my leanings as a misanthropist. Generally, I think people are idiots and should be subdued to the point where they can't break anything.