Poll: Face vs Stomach

[Reign in Acai]

 

[Krilons Resa]

Gimme dat Butta Face.

 

[NAD]

Dated some fit women. No thanks. As a friend of mine once put it: "I'll take bouncy sex with a soft woman."

 

[J.]

Eh. I will just turn her over and look at and spank that fit ass.

 

[CiG]

Thicc > stick, always.

 

[~Neurotica]

a good thing about the first one - she could always lose weight, in a perspective
didn't vote because there's no third and the most correct option.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Aye, but this excess poundage exhibits a huge character flaw. This 210lb heffer is probably one lazy bitch. Cast aspirations of planking this barge aside, what about extra-curricular activities? Dame prob wont be down to go on a lengthy hike, or doing anything worthwhile outdoors.

However if one were to net one of these musk oxen, first date should involve some sort of rigor. My ex-gf when I was 21 was pretty heft. She had a cute enough face and HUGE af melons. Legit would hold one breast and feel like I had a pair in my hand.

Anyhow first date was hiking. I was youthful, with a ton of vigor, and in pretty respectable shape. Bint felt fat shamed in my presence, and vowed that she was going to lose all the excess fat for me. In simp like fashion I said, "oh its ok, I like you the way you are " Nah I shouldve agreed and busted her ass in retrospect. Relationship wouldve paid dividends and probably had more longevity to it.

Anyhow, she never lost one solitary pound during our tenure. She DID drop the weight for the next throbbing cock though. A good 50lbs I'd surmise.

Get these hungry hungry heffers on a regiment of exercise ASAP, have them quaff that ACV, and you'll win their decongested heart long enough for them to ask, "why tf am I with you?"

 

[Krilons Resa]

Holy shit, hahaha

 

[Bloopy]

As long as porkchop doesn't mean literally deformed I can't imagine finding the skinny chick too ugly, probably more my type. I've seen a few gorgeous fat chicks, but I dunno if any of them were quite pushing 210. That figure is particularly weighed against me as I'm only 132 lb myself. I'd be crushed or at least more helpless than usual.

 

[~Neurotica]

Aye, but this excess poundage exhibits a huge character flaw. This 210lb heffer is probably one lazy bitch. Cast aspirations of planking this barge aside, what about extra-curricular activities? Dame prob wont be down to go on a lengthy hike, or doing anything worthwhile outdoors.

However if one were to net one of these musk oxen, first date should involve some sort of rigor. My ex-gf when I was 21 was pretty heft. She had a cute enough face and HUGE af melons. Legit would hold one breast and feel like I had a pair in my hand.

Anyhow first date was hiking. I was youthful, with a ton of vigor, and in pretty respectable shape. Bint felt fat shamed in my presence, and vowed that she was going to lose all the excess fat for me. In simp like fashion I said, "oh its ok, I like you the way you are " Nah I shouldve agreed and busted her ass in retrospect. Relationship wouldve paid dividends and probably had more longevity to it.

Anyhow, she never lost one solitary pound during our tenure. She DID drop the weight for the next throbbing cock though. A good 50lbs I'd surmise.

Get these hungry hungry heffers on a regiment of exercise ASAP, have them quaff that ACV, and you'll win their decongested heart long enough for them to ask, "why tf am I with you?"

you obvi weren't crazy over each other, otherwise she'd have lost it in crazy hot sexxors.

also, i agree ooooooverweighted people thing isn't just about looks but more like personality, unless it's health issues

 

[Reign in Acai]

you obvi weren't crazy over each other, otherwise she'd have lost it in crazy hot sexxors.

Well she did quit smoking for me. This was extremely admirable on her part as she knew I loathed the activity. Guess the power of fast food is much stronger than that of nicotine. Good gal, hope she is well, (and still thin.)

 

[Bloopy]

Now that we've voted, perhaps you can post example photos of the two women you had in mind so we can learn if we made a terrible mistake.

 

[Reign in Acai]

The musk oxen is a horrid example face wise, but body wise she'll suffice.

 

[J.]

def the fit chick then. But not that one.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I wanted to use Amanda Ribas, but I find her fione af dolled up.








Anyhow, with fat sows come stank holes. Do you want to go down on a ball of goo? Your nostril hairs will be rising not to the horn section of Sear Bliss, but to the noxious odors of crevasses uncleansed in thirty nightfalls. Shit's just vile. Plus bint couldnt ride you. Positions extremely limited to missionary/doggie. No crazy Brazzers shit.

 

[NAD]

I voted correctly.

 

[CiG]

Anyhow, with fat sows come stank holes. Do you want to go down on a ball of goo? Your nostril hairs will be rising not to the horn section of Sear Bliss, but to the noxious odors of crevasses uncleansed in thirty nightfalls. Shit's just vile.

Speaking from personal experience or just assumptions?

 

[Reign in Acai]

Personal experience. I admitted recently to plugging a plumper that would fit nicely in option 2. I wouldn't go down on her. Too much going on down there. One would have to put a smidge of vapor rub beneath the nostril to feed the feminine follicles with tongues appetized for sashimi more freshly suited. My take is that there was just a ton of moisture from perspiration built up from thighs rubbing like the palms of usuring heebs. As I mentioned, no ragrets, bint was wild.

 

[CiG]

Yikes!

 

[Bloopy]

The musk oxen is a horrid example face wise, but body wise she'll suffice.

Yeah I was gonna say you had a funny idea of gorgeous there. This stock photo model perhaps?






This one reminds me slightly of a fat gal I found quite gorgeous. Shorter so probably not 210 lb yet but she's got plenty of donuts to help get there: