Poll: Face vs Stomach

[CiG]

The alpha dyke.

 

[~Neurotica]

One would have to put a smidge of vapor rub beneath the nostril to feed the feminine follicles with tongues appetized for sashimi more freshly suited.

Made me think of skinny girls I know who are proud to take shower once a week or so...
"Haha, my friends never complained that I stink". You do, honey... you do.

 

[Bloopy]

I think Amanda just has the bad luck of a mouth too big for her face. When she smiles or bares her teeth it's like a cartoon character skydiving.

But even if I was her wife I dunno if I'd dare to tell her that she's kinda cute when she shuts her mouth.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Made me think of skinny girls I know who are proud to take shower once a week or so...
"Haha, my friends never complained that I stink". You do, honey... you do.

The stinkiest fucks I ever smelled in my life were from Greece and Russia respectively. Is it common for Europeans/Russians to skip days taking a shower? These were dudes, so I can only imagine the odor of a woman's subterranean masquerade after a build up.

@Bloopy, Nah those musk oxen are vile bruh. Granite chins and gelatinous shins.

 

[~Neurotica]

The stinkiest fucks I ever smelled in my life were from Greece and Russia respectively. Is it common for Europeans/Russians to skip days taking a shower? These were dudes, so I can only imagine the odor of a woman's subterranean masquerade after a build up

Russian dudes might be... Greeks too, but really depends on the social status. Sounds like those were just hardworking low class people.

The girls I’m talking about were in the same school with me in Paris, they were from Germany, Switzerland, France. Not poor just solid middle class, pretty too. But hell......

I know some ppl only shower in the morning, for me the idea of not washing off the day and bringing it to your bed is nasty af. Especially if you live in megapolis, go through transportation, work, studies, gym, random strangers humping you in a bus occasionally ...
but then something tells me a half of this forum is the case, because I see that quite often

anyway, whenever you shower - showering once a week in 2021 in a civilized country is nutz

 

[Reign in Acai]

@CiG

https://mobile.twitter.com/MiaMalkova/status/305482673118396416

@~Neurotica

Nah these two lads flew in from Europe. Obviously they had some small amount of cheddar or atleast access to a hotel room shower. This was beyond B.O that I cant erase from my senses seven years after the fact. Ive smelled some ripe ass transients too, but these two shit fucks took the cake.

:Quick Search of Shitter:

This is the Greek (Probably could score some tail if he didnt reek to the high heavens. Though if what youre saying is accurate, these stank ass bints probably get off on the pheromone release.













NEVERMIND, Ive discovered the reason for his odor. Good lord.

 

[Ellestin]

discussions like these are the reason I'm clinging to RC. Not the music.

 

[NAD]

I stopped showering daily once I started working at home a year ago. Now it's 2 to 3 times a week. Build a protective film, it keeps you safe from the horrors of the outside world. At first I was funky, but now my disgusting manbody is used to it.

I gave up deodorant for a YEAR once, and it's amazing how quickly your body adjusts and stops trying to fight against convenience. After 2 weeks I didn't stink too much (certainly did at first). But then I went back to civilized society and sold out to the pit juice gods.

I'm too old and stinky for that level of cave dweller now, as once you hit middle age you begin the gradual decay of existence. It's not over the hill, that's too polite a term. I've achieved my half-life and am now slowly rotting my way into the grave.

 

[Krilons Resa]

If I don’t shower every day, my skin gets all fucked up.

 

[CiG]

@CiG

https://mobile.twitter.com/MiaMalkova/status/305482673118396416

That Tweet is from 2013 before she got implants.

This is what she looked like in 2013:

 

[Krilons Resa]

Ha!!

 

[Bloopy]

I recall a small Arab woman who'd come to live shows and headbang and pump out a surprising amount of BO for her size. She could easily beat most of the dudes in a nostril smackdown.

I don't usually have much sweat/BO going on so I used to get away with only showering every 2nd night, just. But then I had to start using a lot more eczema ointment and somehow it migrates to my scalp and makes my hair horribly greasy. Can't see myself going back as it was a bit sketchy. My fucked skin feels a bit better after a wash and a fresh coat of grease. Changing underwear every 2nd night seems alright though.

 

[J.]

shower every day. especially after a workout.

still go in to work, so I have to be a little presentable and that includes deodorant. simple.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I probably miss one shower on avg all year on an off day. I ALWAYS feel like a bum doing so. Shit I brush my teeth like four times a day (not a Brit), whats a shower? Maybe if I wasnt a hairless chihuahua it would be more of a pain. A quick 5-7 minute rinse isnt all that much trouble. What tf are you guys doing with all this freed up time from being uncouth?

P.S Hope youre not plowing the misses in such a state.

 

[Doom]

Maybe if I wasnt a hairless chihuahua it would be more of a pain. A quick 5-7 minute rinse isnt all that much trouble.

This is actually why I only shower like normally 3 times a week, because I have long thick (less thick these days) hair, and it's just a massive pain in the ass washing it.

Shit I brush my teeth like four times a day (not a Brit)

Haha as the only Brit left posting here, I feel I should clarify I brush my teeth at least twice a day. My teeth aren't super straight though so at least I can perpetuate that stereotype in that sense.

 

[CiG]

That's why I shave my head now, my thick aboriginal hair was way too much fucking effort to deal with, so I'd rather just not.

 

[~Neurotica]

Have you, guys, heard that you can take showers without necessarily washing your hair each time?

I shower at least once a day, sometimes morning and evening. The feeling of being clean is a blessing (only on the outside, obvi).

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I probably don't have many allies on this, but I actually prefer baths over showers. I generally take 2 baths a day. I'll take a shower if I'm washing my hair, which is only once a week. I'm pretty damn blind so I have to wear my glasses in the shower, but the shower constantly fogs them up and defeats the purpose. Baths don't have that effect, so I can safely see what I'm doing.

A few weeks ago I decided I would try to shave my essential areas in the shower. Couldn't see and somehow sliced my fingernail down to the flesh.

 

[Bloopy]

Granite chins

Right, nothing better than the soft, bouncy curves of a woman's... *checks notes* ...ill-defined cascading sag of neck fat chin rolls.

 

[CiG]

Granite butt implants and amorphous chins is the Acai way.