Poll: Face vs Stomach

Fucking Misogynists


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Granite butt implants and amorphous chins is the Acai way.

Lets see some of the dames ye Jones over mate. You seem heavily invested in these hoochie threads. Ye do know this all just a piss right? Idgaf at the end of the day. (Not well enough to scour the interwebz to find pics from 8 years ago, and thread upon thread of debate from paypig subs to back my thesis.)
 
"scour the interwebz"

lol aww are you a boomer? It was a 3 second Google search mate.

Also this is fun for me, in Australia we break other people's balls like this, not sure which overly sensitive part of the world you might be from, but I'm just bustin' ya chops pal.

I like all sorts of bitches, as long as they don't have butt implants. :D
 
lol aww are you a boomer? It was a 3 second Google search mate.

Also this is fun for me, in Australia we break other people's balls like this, not sure which overly sensitive part of the world you might be from, but I'm just bustin' ya chops pal.

I like all sorts of bitches, as long as they don't have butt implants. :D

That's all well and good buddy, but in my neck of the woods you dont bust someone's chops until you build a rapport with em. I couldnt tell you apart from a saline arsehole, especially considering ye both stink.

Pray tell are you a paypig? Is that why youre so quick to thirst burst in threads that were created solely to take the piss? Given your large post count, mayhaps you would be best served looking for some trim of your own than being so affixed on Malkova's. Idk, best of luck to yus.
 
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i really like women that have softness in their stomachs anyway
seriously, i'd definately prefer profesional model London Andrews over a girl with chiseled abs

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Bint's snatch probably smells like Del Taco.

Top pics she looks like a sow with musk for days.

Bottom pics shes being held together by latex.


I cant fap to dat.
 
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The thing with "profeSSional model London Andrews" is that even her knees are fat.
And it's everyone's choice how much fat you carry on your body, but she's clearly done lipo on the stomach or/and injected her own fat to other places. Because when you're heavy like that - you can't have tiny waist and flat stomach.
Either it's just heavy retouch, which doesn't always help, like on the "Curvy Mag" photo where her cottage cheese textured skin is blurred but the belly still touches the ground.

So when you look at professional plus size model Ashley Graham you must understand that her stomach is clearly done, and her jawline and cheeks are done too, because when you have amount of fat like that your bone structure is most likely hidden behind it.
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Same thing with the fashion top models today - they are skinny af, but to match the modern standards they get fake curves in right places while staying skinny in other right places.

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^^^ it's like Autotune for bodyshape

Yeah but much like actual Del Taco, would you turn that down at 2am after a show whilst drunk?

Real talk I would. Ive turned down musk oxen who offered to suck me off while being extremely drunk. Im pure as the fucking snow Adrian.

Not that certain fat women arent deserving of love. Personality goes a looooooong fucking way. Being a 2am trollop willing to blow a stranger isnt symmetrical with a dazzling disposition.


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Same thing with the fashion top models today - they are skinny af, but to match the modern standards they get fake curves in right places while staying skinny in other right places.

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While that's a bit extreme, some women aren't too far off having the shape on the right naturally. Or at least via some intense diets and exercise regimes designed for the purpose.
 
If she's the size of the taj majal, how can your eyeballse even reach her face? Imagine kissing her, what are you gonna do use her belly for a perch as you lean in

If that's what it takes, fuck her face. Penis don't judge.
 
Ive turned down musk oxen who offered to suck me off while being extremely drunk. Im pure as the fucking snow Adrian.

Not that certain fat women arent deserving of love. Personality goes a looooooong fucking way. Being a 2am trollop willing to blow a stranger isnt symmetrical with a dazzling disposition.
Guts grow farther than personalities.

"I've turned down musk oxen"... lol, goddamn. Tell us more about your impeccable standards.