pooing

[Dhatura]

You never know when it comes handy

But it seems everything is about the lube.

 

[StevenK]

Anal Eze, Joy Jelly, Motion Loton
Was a bit too snoopy one day while visiting grandma

 

[zupi_clone]

Gynol II™

 

[Alwin]

I tried to find the same info in english, without success. However, here is a short summary of the dutch text:

+ make sure both lovers are ok with trying anal intercourse and are experienced and know/feel what the other lover wants/needs
+ the anal entrance must be stretched out in the beginning step by step, until the penis fits in; it is best to use fingers first (for example, postpone real penetration until the male's birthday)
+ make sure the penis, the anus are clean and the rectum is empty
+ never have vaginal intercourse after anal intercourse, because the bacteria in the rectum may cause vaginal infections (anal after vaginal is ok though)
+ it is important to use either lube, saliva or (even better) vaginal fluids to make the penis slide in easily
+ work your way towards anal intercourse, take your time and don't do anything you don't like (yet)

Ok kids, that's all for now. Take care of yourself, and eachother.

 

[Alwin]

@ ikeaboy: what is the sneezing spice girl doing in your sig?

 

[Physicist6]

I tried to find the same info in english, without success. However, here is a short summary of the dutch text:

+ make sure both lovers are ok with trying anal intercourse and are experienced and know/feel what the other lover wants/needs
+ the anal entrance must be stretched out in the beginning step by step, until the penis fits in; it is best to use fingers first (for example, postpone real penetration until the male's birthday)
+ make sure the penis, the anus are clean and the rectum is empty
+ never have vaginal intercourse after anal intercourse, because the bacteria in the rectum may cause vaginal infections (anal after vaginal is ok though)
+ it is important to use either lube, saliva or (even better) vaginal fluids to make the penis slide in easily
+ work your way towards anal intercourse, take your time and don't do anything you don't like (yet)

Ok kids, that's all for now. Take care of yourself, and eachother.

Great description Alwin!!

 

[StevenK]

hmm interesting about the bacteria, i never knew that, good to know!

 

[Dhatura]

Ahh, this is just plain stupid, the way it sounds, I mean not the instructions, I guess they're well-intended and all, it's just so useless, the whole thing, more trouble than pleasure it seems.

Do I sound like a twat?

 

[Alwin]

more trouble than pleasure?

do you think that way also about sex, about taking a shower, about brushing your teeth in the morning, about getting up and going to work, about going out for dinner, about making friends, about.... or just about anal sex?

[/psycho mode off]

 

[StevenK]

wheres the weirdest place you've ever seen poop?

http://www.urinalpoop.org/gallery/0002/

 

[Dhatura]

more trouble than pleasure?

do you think that way also about sex, about taking a shower, about brushing your teeth in the morning, about getting up and going to work, about going out for dinner, about making friends, about.... or just about anal sex?

[/psycho mode off]

Yes, indeed. Life is a huge and painful anal fuck.

 

[Strangelight]

Yes, indeed. Life is a huge and painful anal fuck.

if only

 

[Dhatura]

if

then

else




Dunno, I don't feel like anal fuck, no.

But somehow, in the course of the afternoon, even though nothing happened, I didn't feel shit, and this is surprising. By the end of the day I even felt good, more surprising. Then I went to a music shop and thought of your keyboards and it made me happy. Are they all right now that they're not cold any more?

 

[Strangelight]

still cold and evil

 

[Raven Soul]

if only

Who would be your top 5 arses? :hotjump:
I don't mind If I am only number 4 :hotjump:

 

[Strangelight]

Who would be your top 5 arses? :hotjump:
I don't mind If I am only number 4 :hotjump:

crikey

 

[Dhatura]

still cold and evil

Eeevill?

It's so nice here, we don't have the heating on any more but I'm not cold.


Though maybe that's cause I got trained to bear it there

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

this girl told me once, that when they take it up the poo hole for the first time a lot of poo comes out i never done it so please dont ask

it depends if the sodomite has administered a lubricant so to speak. first time i did it (to a lady) my little soldier looked as though he had endured trench warfare in the muddiest of conditions.

 

[Bastet]

 

[Don Corleone]

allll right...so why dont we talk about something we ALL like...ORAL SEX EH?

it is said that the world consists of two types of people:

those who love oral sex and those who are liars