pooing

[Strangelight]

it depends if the sodomite has administered a lubricant so to speak. first time i did it (to a lady) my little soldier looked as though he had endured trench warfare in the muddiest of conditions.

what had she been eating?

 

[StevenK]

peanuts and corn. a solid diet of both for a week
ohh and brown bread

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

what had she been eating?

I'm not too sure, it may have had a high protein content as it smelt rather like lion dung and had a rather dark appearance. A high meat content can cause feacal matter to become so.

 

[Mariner]

arf uke:

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

allll right...so why dont we talk about something we ALL like...ORAL SEX EH?

it is said that the world consists of two types of people:

those who love oral sex and those who are liars

Why not combine the two?
How far can you get your tongue up someones arse?

 

[Dhatura]

It depends on how wide the anus is.

 

[StevenK]

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