poor quality jokes

[SauceyJack]

'why does it take 5 women, with PMT, to tune a guitar?

"it just F*cking does"

ok..ok..i know, that was judge-dreadful.

p.s.

is it true the girls are gunna cover an AC/DC track-

'im P.M.T,.. im dynamite'..

yeah, yeah...even worse..but i am rather tired, hungry..(sniff-sniff)
its getting late....

 

[alanbirdsell]

PMT?? WTF is that? Are you referring to the malady Late Luteal Phase Dysphoric Disorder aka PMS?

Only thing worse than a poor quality joke is a poorly told poor quality joke

 

[Yetti]

why did the tomato cover its eyes? because it saw the salad dressing!!!!!! *da da dum, chssssssh*

 

[user no more]

"da da dum, chssssssh." I've never seen it put so elegantly over the net. Nice.

 

[SauceyJack]

..over here its quite definately PMT.

 

[meatball]

Why did the sand blush ? because the seaw......oh bollox i can't do it - i would put the answer but you probably wouldn't "get it"

ps PMT - yes

pps Nice to see you,to see you...............NICE

 

[SauceyJack]

'did you hear about the Irish cat, that had a crap, and buried itself'
heeey, Jacks on form tonight!

 

[alanbirdsell]

Originally posted by SauceyJack
..over here its quite definately PMT.

He he I guess I should have looked at your location LOL