Poor WoY jokes?

[chrisdoig24k]

OK, so this is the thread for making crappy jokes, wordplay on Woods...

The other day, I got invited to a BBQ. I asked what time and place... from then on, I kept singing 'A Meat-eating Place And Time'!

Feel free to a) shoot me or b) add your own crap jokes

 

[Pale-Folklore]

 

[Insomniainc]

Woods of Lepers?

 

[chrisdoig24k]

Gosh Insomniainc, dont be silly! Everyone knows that a leper's wood will fall off if it hasnt already...

 

[CaGeD iN]

we are in the hoods of ypres? idk you said crappy

 

[Mike Sickle]

How many band members are there in Woods of Ypres?

Tree!

 

[Trows]

How many band members are there in Woods of Ypres?

Tree!

AHahahaa

 

[Miltbrand]

 

[David Gold]

hoods of ypres?

Yeah, that's Dan and I's hip-hop project. I just drum, Dan raps. Our first album will be called "Ghetto Forest"...but seriously, someone did recently post how they think they look like a black metal gangsta wearing a Woods hoodie and tuque together.

Okay, I'd mail a Woods patch to someone who actually came up with a GOOD Woods joke!

Here's my contribution of a 'poor' one...Ahem.

- Knock Knock.
- Who's there?
- David Gold.
- David Gold, who?

 

[circus_brimstone]

Here's my contribution of a 'poor' one...Ahem.

- Knock Knock.
- Who's there?
- David Gold.
- David Gold, who?

Your porn name could be: Dave Silver.

 

[David Gold]

Your porn name could be: Dave Silver.

My porn star name is Hewlett Packard.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Worst thread ever?

 

[sdmf2]

prettymuch

 

[David Gold]

Reign in Acai - Worst thread ever?

This one is bad, but I still disagree. How about this one:

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/woods-ypres/270645-hey-dave-question-about-how-you-ship.html

 

[Mike Sickle]

 

[CaGeD iN]

haha

 

[CaGeD iN]

Yeah, that's Dan and I's hip-hop project. I just drum, Dan raps. Our first album will be called "Ghetto Forest"...but seriously, someone did recently post how they think they look like a black metal gangsta wearing a Woods hoodie and tuque together.

Okay, I'd mail a Woods patch to someone who actually came up with a GOOD Woods joke!

Here's my contribution of a 'poor' one...Ahem.

- Knock Knock.
- Who's there?
- David Gold.
- David Gold, who?

thinking of that rap has me laughing my ass off

 

[David Gold]

Haha! Mike, that's awesome!

 

[sdmf2]

that E-bay one wasnt that bad actually

 

[AshDLS]

Here's my contribution of a 'poor' one...Ahem.

- Knock Knock.
- Who's there?
- David Gold.
- David Gold, who?

Maaaaaaaan. Fuck. *shakes head* Hahahah.

You should start a band with Josh Silver and Peter Steele, hehe. "Gold, Silver and Steele" sounds like a 70's disco band with big flares and even bigger hair, or something.