post a pic of you with a carton of the milk you drink making a metal pose thread!!!!

[iekobrid]

Dude, that's way too off center! Try micing closer to the edge of the nip-cap.

 

[iekobrid]

note: If anyone posts a picture of themselves "re-milking", I'm out of here.

 

[MarkG]

Dude, that's way too off center! Try micing closer to the edge of the nip-cap.

Depends...sounds better closer to the bear picture if its skim milk.

 

[slashvanyoung]

note: If anyone posts a picture of themselves "re-milking", I'm out of here.

Aahahaa... That brought the real life lulz!

 

[Uladyne]

Sorry, but I am just in the right mood for this level of humor... And I like to bring the thread nearer to this forum's original purpose.

I demand clips!

 

[mick thompson]

Sorry, but I am just in the right mood for this level of humor... And I like to bring the thread nearer to this forum's original purpose.

thats fuckin priceless!

 

[kickinwing65]

 

[RiF]

My first micing results left something to be desired... A lack of low-end definition, too much high end fizz and I somehow wasn't that happy with the lower midranhe. So I refrained from posting the clips. I will try iekobrid's and MarkG's advises regarding the mic placement, that sounded promising.

 

[Felix Neumann]

Sorry, but I am just in the right mood for this level of humor... And I like to bring the thread nearer to this forum's original purpose.

Hahahahahahahahahah Nothing more to add!

 

[Skaldir]

Me too. And I like milk a lot too or did before it started making me mad sick.

Guys, there is lactose free milk. And I don't speak of soj milk, but normal milk without lactose. Tastes almost the same, just a bit sweeter.

 

[CatharsisStudios]

Sorry, but I am just in the right mood for this level of humor... And I like to bring the thread nearer to this forum's original purpose.

impulses plz

 

[mick thompson]

impulses plz

i second that - im looking for milk bottle impulses for a new song im producing. someone! please! hahaha

 

[Erik Monsonis]

awesome!

 

[RiF]

I need to find a little speaker that I can stick INTO a carton or bottle to actually capture the sound of the bottle or carton. If I find one, I could do impulses micing the bottle/carton (variations like "bear 45", "half full", "lactose free" or "soy milk" included, to see how the type of milk will affect the sound). Ideas anybody?

 

[Metaltastic]

Just make sure to stay close to the nip-cap, or else it can get cloudy real fast!

 

[RiF]

Just make sure to stay close to the nip-cap, or else it can get cloudy real fast!

Man, what a great advise... EVERYBODY KNOWS already that micing close to the nip-cap sounds like crap!

 

[Erkan]

If you do impulses of a milk bottle/carton, I promise I will use it in my next solo project. I guarantee that I will find some part of some song to use it on, that's for sure.

 

[Metaltastic]

So today, for the first time in ages I found milk in a store by a certain brand I hadn't seen in years (I had thought they had gone out of business), and when it reminded me of this thread, I knew I had no choice but to bump it

 

[iekobrid]

I still find red splatters in my bathroom because of this thread. I hope.

 

[Metaltastic]

Yeah, what the fuck was that anyway dude?