Post emails from your parents!

[Shpongled]

Hi Kev, what have you been up to? Do you know the size of your tires. Maybe we can go golfing sat. I get my stitches taken out friday, so I should be ready to go.
Dad

 

[azal]

mine are all not in english, but I have a great one from three years ago when I had no job and only enough money for booze and ate ketchup and bread for 4 months and my mom telling me how she's so dissapointed in me and how I should come back home.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

My parents have an expensive MAC, DSL and dont' know how to use any of it. No emails from them.

 

[Shpongled]

Come on guys.

 

[Malergion]

Phone text message:
[my mom wants me to look up some "BBW" that her philandering boyfriend is propositioning on Adult Friend Finder]

"The girl on the phone web page [sic] is not fat but not cute. Look her up. I will call you later."

email is BBWLawyer@(xyz)

 

[Captain Beard]

How'd she catch him?

 

[Malergion]

He's fucking stupid. When I was working there, he left for a few days to go to LA, and my boss goes "hmmm...what's ebonylovelne, Glenn?"
He picked up a printout which was left on the floor.
"Not mine." said I.

"I know."

edit: that's just one blunder among many.

 

[Captain Beard]

Details too scary to share here then eh?

 

[Shpongled]

Did either of you put Sanyo rechargeable batteries in my camera while we were in Wyoming? I left the camera on for a few days recently and when I went to take a picture last night the batteries were dead. So when I went to recharge them, I found that my recharger is for Energizer batteries, and the Sanyo batteries said not to put them in anything but a Sanyo recharger. So I want to get the Sanyo batteries back to their proper owner. I don't know what happened to my Energizer rechargeable batteries, but I can always get more of them.

Anyway, what I wanted to take a picture of was the neighbor cat. It's a black and white cat and it was sitting in a green tree right beside a bright red and yellow birdhouse! It was so cute. I'm kicking myself for missing that picture.

Mom

 

[Cat5Messiah]

I have nothing.....my parents don't E-Mail me.

Though, my mom does send me text messages.

 

[Malergion]

Details too scary to share here then eh?

He has a subscription (vast, I tell you ) to Plumpers magazine. For the record, my mother, though not skinny, is not particularly fat either.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Whaa L! I'm sorry you can't be with us but soooooo understand. What about this Friday to Uncle Allen's?

I know Mr. Steve would love to hear from you. They love you girls so much!

Smooches Sweetie

Love Mom

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Side note, I have no idea what the "L!" if for.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Not to mention the "Whaa". Maybe "whale"? Holy shit, maybe your mom is a Gojira fan and meant "flying whale"!

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Not to mention the "Whaa". Maybe "whale"? Holy shit, maybe your mom is a Gojira fan and meant "flying whale"!

No the "whaaaa" is more of a waaaahhh, crying sound. I think my mom is the furthest thing from Gojira.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

No the "whaaaa" is more of a waaaahhh, crying sound. I think my mom is the furthest thing from Gojira.

Fine, crush my dreams why don't you.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Are you whaaaing?

 

[Shmu]

When my parents discover the PC and Internet maybe then will send me e-mails

 

[Shpongled]

This thread is a monumental failure.

Delete it, Will!

 

[Shmu]

C'mon dude it cant be that bad

 

[Captain Beard]

Do not delete it. Glenn's mother's boyfriend must be exposed to the world!