Post emails from your parents!

[Cat5Messiah]

Fine, I'll contribute Kevin, you crybaby.

Since I don't have E-Mails from either of my parents, I'll post the last text I received from my mom:

"remember ya can be anything ya want to ya smart son of a bitch lol wuv mom"

 

[Shpongled]

Read the title then the thread.

Failure.

 

[Captain Beard]

"wuv" ?

What is she, 19?

Kevin's sad because the thread got actual on topic replies. text messages count.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

"wuv" ?

What is she, 19?

Yes, I was born when my mom was -5 years old.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

This thread is a monumental failure.

Delete it, Will!

Srsly.

 

[Shmu]

Its a sin if you delete this

 

[Malergion]

Listen to Vlad!

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Or he will impale you!

 

[Shmu]

Ill impale you , but not on poles

 

[Malergion]

Or he will impale you with his mustache!

Fixed.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

"What's wrong with your phone? All I
get is that growlly stuff......... Do you want to meet us at Furrs
later for dinner?"

 

[Cat5Messiah]

^Win.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I don't get any emails or text messages from my parents. Just the occasional voicemail from my mom which simply states to call her back.

 

[Malergion]

She wants you to have some catserole.

 

[Shmu]

Or she wants her frying pans back

 

[Captain Beard]

Mine only e-mail stupid jokes.

 

[Malergion]

Police related stupid jokes.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

"What's wrong with your phone? All I
get is that growlly stuff......... Do you want to meet us at Furrs
later for dinner?"

Haha, my mom says the same stuff. My voicemail is the clip from Alive in Athens "Fight on grab on, Stormrider Stormrider." Drives her bonkers so I keep it.

 

[Chromatose]

She wants you to have some catserole.

hahahahhahaha

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Hi Reuben, we saw Toby yesterday,, and I'm sending some zoom in photos.
He looked over when we called his name, but he's home out in the wilds
of the backyards.

Isabel said she talked to you yesterday. Did she tell you that Dad had a
second interview with Williams Sonoma? It's not definitely but it looks
pretty likely that he's gonna get a job as a photo studio supervisor.
They hire a lot of ex-Gap people there. It's a big company but not as
big as the Gap. He'd be working in a warehouse in Brisbane.

I'm going to go for an interview with the SF City Planning on Dec. 11.

Work, work, work. I gotta get ready to go in. How's it going for you?
Isabel said you're not planning to come in til Memorial Day. Bummer!
Maybe we can treat you to a plane ticketto come in for a weekend sooner,
what with a second income and all...

Well, keep your fingers crossed for Dad.

Love,
Mom

(included cat pictures)