Post emails from your parents!
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Lies and Perfidy
Gentleman of the Road
EricT
Don't you ever get...
Last email I got:
"we're having chicken for dinner. i also want to rig in the new rack tonight so be around.
mike"
"we're having chicken for dinner. i also want to rig in the new rack tonight so be around.
mike"
Det Som Engang Var
Viking Bastard
Actually, I found an old one in my email from 2004 
Yes, I have been hearing you guys are getting blasted with snow & ice!
Great pics-I printed them out to show everyone at home as it looks like we
won't see any of that funny white stuff here! Yesterday it got up to 74 and
I had to turn on the air conditioning. Today is a little cooler in the 50's
but still ok. Still have February to go though so who knows? Yeah it was
bad about our little Bonnie Blue. I'm not sure if she had a stroke or heart
attack actually. She had been doing all right, eating good and everything
and all of a sudden she seemed to become paralyzed in her entire upper body.
Her front legs and neck were affected and she couldn't move them at all.
She just went to sleep and didn't wake up. It is a blessing as she didn't
seem to suffer and it was quick. Brucie is fine. I have been letting him
come in on the breezeway with the girls (& Soloman) and he seems to like it.
He still does smily for me when I ask him to. When it is really pretty he
stays in the back yard mostly. He does come in when your dad can watch him
but Dude reallly doesn't like it too much. The first time he came in Dude
chased him through the kitchen and swated him on the behind! I imagine Dude
had to deal with some bad dogs at the bowling alley and all he knows is
Bruce is a dog. Oh, last week at Island Video I was standing behind two
girls trying to rent movies on someone else's card. The Indian lady
wouldn't let them use this persons card so one of the the girls asked to to
pull up their account and see if she was listed as a user and guess who it
was? Rita Crocker! I would not have known her. She is still small but
looks much older of course and was wearing a lot of makeup. She had on knit
pajama bottms pants. They were blue with white clouds on them! The other
girl was a blonde bimbo looking type and was younger than Rita. I haven't
seen the Ramones dude lately but I did see his car parked at his little blue
house so he is still around. Still haven't had those X-mas pics developed
yet. Can the one hour photo at Walgreens process the film in the disposable
cameras? I will check on that because it takes Krogers too long. How is
your leg doing? Let me know about that. Guess I better go for now so write
(or call) soon. Love, Mom
Yes, I have been hearing you guys are getting blasted with snow & ice!
Great pics-I printed them out to show everyone at home as it looks like we
won't see any of that funny white stuff here! Yesterday it got up to 74 and
I had to turn on the air conditioning. Today is a little cooler in the 50's
but still ok. Still have February to go though so who knows? Yeah it was
bad about our little Bonnie Blue. I'm not sure if she had a stroke or heart
attack actually. She had been doing all right, eating good and everything
and all of a sudden she seemed to become paralyzed in her entire upper body.
Her front legs and neck were affected and she couldn't move them at all.
She just went to sleep and didn't wake up. It is a blessing as she didn't
seem to suffer and it was quick. Brucie is fine. I have been letting him
come in on the breezeway with the girls (& Soloman) and he seems to like it.
He still does smily for me when I ask him to. When it is really pretty he
stays in the back yard mostly. He does come in when your dad can watch him
but Dude reallly doesn't like it too much. The first time he came in Dude
chased him through the kitchen and swated him on the behind! I imagine Dude
had to deal with some bad dogs at the bowling alley and all he knows is
Bruce is a dog. Oh, last week at Island Video I was standing behind two
girls trying to rent movies on someone else's card. The Indian lady
wouldn't let them use this persons card so one of the the girls asked to to
pull up their account and see if she was listed as a user and guess who it
was? Rita Crocker! I would not have known her. She is still small but
looks much older of course and was wearing a lot of makeup. She had on knit
pajama bottms pants. They were blue with white clouds on them! The other
girl was a blonde bimbo looking type and was younger than Rita. I haven't
seen the Ramones dude lately but I did see his car parked at his little blue
house so he is still around. Still haven't had those X-mas pics developed
yet. Can the one hour photo at Walgreens process the film in the disposable
cameras? I will check on that because it takes Krogers too long. How is
your leg doing? Let me know about that. Guess I better go for now so write
(or call) soon. Love, Mom
Cat5Messiah
Violator of Sheep
Actually, I found an old one in my email from 2004
Yes, I have been hearing you guys are getting blasted with snow & ice!
Great pics-I printed them out to show everyone at home as it looks like we
won't see any of that funny white stuff here! Yesterday it got up to 74 and
I had to turn on the air conditioning. Today is a little cooler in the 50's
but still ok. Still have February to go though so who knows? Yeah it was
bad about our little Bonnie Blue. I'm not sure if she had a stroke or heart
attack actually. She had been doing all right, eating good and everything
and all of a sudden she seemed to become paralyzed in her entire upper body.
Her front legs and neck were affected and she couldn't move them at all.
She just went to sleep and didn't wake up. It is a blessing as she didn't
seem to suffer and it was quick. Brucie is fine. I have been letting him
come in on the breezeway with the girls (& Soloman) and he seems to like it.
He still does smily for me when I ask him to. When it is really pretty he
stays in the back yard mostly. He does come in when your dad can watch him
but Dude reallly doesn't like it too much. The first time he came in Dude
chased him through the kitchen and swated him on the behind! I imagine Dude
had to deal with some bad dogs at the bowling alley and all he knows is
Bruce is a dog. Oh, last week at Island Video I was standing behind two
girls trying to rent movies on someone else's card. The Indian lady
wouldn't let them use this persons card so one of the the girls asked to to
pull up their account and see if she was listed as a user and guess who it
was? Rita Crocker! I would not have known her. She is still small but
looks much older of course and was wearing a lot of makeup. She had on knit
pajama bottms pants. They were blue with white clouds on them! The other
girl was a blonde bimbo looking type and was younger than Rita. I haven't
seen the Ramones dude lately but I did see his car parked at his little blue
house so he is still around. Still haven't had those X-mas pics developed
yet. Can the one hour photo at Walgreens process the film in the disposable
cameras? I will check on that because it takes Krogers too long. How is
your leg doing? Let me know about that. Guess I better go for now so write
(or call) soon. Love, Mom
Ahhhh! Lack of spacing hurts my eyes!
ScientistOfDarkness
a prophet in cosmology
Actually, I found an old one in my email from 2004
Yes, I have been hearing you guys are getting blasted with snow & ice!
Great pics-I printed them out to show everyone at home as it looks like we
won't see any of that funny white stuff here! Yesterday it got up to 74 and
I had to turn on the air conditioning. Today is a little cooler in the 50's
but still ok. Still have February to go though so who knows? Yeah it was
bad about our little Bonnie Blue. I'm not sure if she had a stroke or heart
attack actually. She had been doing all right, eating good and everything
and all of a sudden she seemed to become paralyzed in her entire upper body.
Her front legs and neck were affected and she couldn't move them at all.
She just went to sleep and didn't wake up. It is a blessing as she didn't
seem to suffer and it was quick. Brucie is fine. I have been letting him
come in on the breezeway with the girls (& Soloman) and he seems to like it.
He still does smily for me when I ask him to. When it is really pretty he
stays in the back yard mostly. He does come in when your dad can watch him
but Dude reallly doesn't like it too much. The first time he came in Dude
chased him through the kitchen and swated him on the behind! I imagine Dude
had to deal with some bad dogs at the bowling alley and all he knows is
Bruce is a dog. Oh, last week at Island Video I was standing behind two
girls trying to rent movies on someone else's card. The Indian lady
wouldn't let them use this persons card so one of the the girls asked to to
pull up their account and see if she was listed as a user and guess who it
was? Rita Crocker! I would not have known her. She is still small but
looks much older of course and was wearing a lot of makeup. She had on knit
pajama bottms pants. They were blue with white clouds on them! The other
girl was a blonde bimbo looking type and was younger than Rita. I haven't
seen the Ramones dude lately but I did see his car parked at his little blue
house so he is still around. Still haven't had those X-mas pics developed
yet. Can the one hour photo at Walgreens process the film in the disposable
cameras? I will check on that because it takes Krogers too long. How is
your leg doing? Let me know about that. Guess I better go for now so write
(or call) soon. Love, Mom
Awww Brucie!
TwistedSister
Godless
WTF?? Isn´t that a bit too private? I´d never feel the urge to post emails of my parents in a public forum much less to make fun of them.
TwistedSister
Godless
I don´t know, can´t name it precisely, I can only say it felt like that. Maybe posting them in public is already "making" fun of them to me...don´t know. It´s just something I wouldn´t do.
Captain Beard
No longer active
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TwistedSister
Godless
Anvil
Brain Bubbled
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I usually just get really crappy forwards from my mom and dad. I usually skip over them. Either that, or something that I informed them I was doing, and they go and research tons of things in the papers regarding it... They never end up with very useful information though. My Mom especially.
Hi Jay
Just wanted to let you know what we are doing for Thanksgiving.
We are spending the day at Uncle Dominick' house. Joesph and ginger
will be bringing Logan. I know you havent seen him in a year but OMG
hes so big. Gina will be bringing her new boyfried, hes a NYC cop and
well he promised not to arrest you. ha ha ha
I found this online the other day and you should check it out
http://www.auntiepupule.com/blog/index.php?id=709
Definitely something you should think about.
MoM
Just wanted to let you know what we are doing for Thanksgiving.
We are spending the day at Uncle Dominick' house. Joesph and ginger
will be bringing Logan. I know you havent seen him in a year but OMG
hes so big. Gina will be bringing her new boyfried, hes a NYC cop and
well he promised not to arrest you. ha ha ha
I found this online the other day and you should check it out
http://www.auntiepupule.com/blog/index.php?id=709
Definitely something you should think about.
MoM
dreaming neon darkspot
natures' retard
when my mom texts and used to email me she'd type "MoM" too ... wtf is with that
i never save any of her texts, they're pretty much all "are you still awake?" and "why don't you ever call us?"
i never save any of her texts, they're pretty much all "are you still awake?" and "why don't you ever call us?"
Necromunchkin
Lord of the Whisky
No shit. Why can't we have more brilliant threads like how do u guy sthink billy dies in predator ?
Chromatose
Squid pro quo
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