Post emails from your parents!

[Morganna]

My mom emails allot, she just doesn't email me at all. My brother only emails Alex when he's bugging the crap out of him to join fantasy football again. Which was no fun for him at all because all of my brothers friends act like retards and get into these huge fights when their teams are losing.

I'm on the crap computer but I can try to find the last email she sent me when I get a chance to use the other computer. She sent me a video attachment she had downloaded at work. I need to find the site she got it on to put it up. It had no text just the title "Monkey Balls"

Yep, my mom sent me a video of two monkey's humping and the male monkey gets pissed off when another monkey comes from behind while he's busy and grabs his balls. My mom is a different sort LOL! She even called and made me stop what I was doing, get on the computer so she could hear my reaction to the video.

That was six months ago, and I haven't gotten another email from her since. Most of the time she calls on the phone or leaves a voice message. If it's ever a joke from my mom, they are all dirty or some kind of dirty limerick. I love my mom hahhaha!

 

[Shpongled]

I got that video from my drummer a while back and I don't thikn I've ever laughed so hard in my whole life! HAHAHAAHAHAH!!!! Here it is:

 

[Morganna]

That's the one! Thanks for posting it up Kevin. I don't think I would have ever found it buried that deep in my email account. When she does email me she insists on using my old yahoo account rather then the gmail, so searching would have been even slower.

Hhahha, on the phone with her while watching it, she laughed so hard she was in wheezing fits at me laughing.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

so monkeys have foreplay too?

 

[Liverslapper]

To the son that i onced loved,

go to hell


dad

 

[Shmu]

To the son that i onced loved,

go to hell


dad

Now that is love

 

[Liverslapper]

the love is over-whelming

 

[Shmu]

Really dude does your father hates you that much ?

 

[b& Altitudes]

I got that video from my drummer a while back and I don't thikn I've ever laughed so hard in my whole life! HAHAHAAHAHAH!!!! Here it is:

I LOL'D!

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I have to admit even if its for girls I used to love that show and probably still would. I couldn't wait for saturdays so I could get high and watch that and The Slayers.

 

[Liverslapper]

Really dude does your father hates you that much ?

no, but my biological mother does.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

All the emails I get from my parents are not in English...
But I don't know... call me wierd, I'm kinda with Twisted Sister on this...
I don't know if I'm comfortable posting their emails here... they're private... and great and funny (my dad is funny)
but private...
Not that I think this thread is "useless" or that people are making fun of their parents here
(by golly, I feel like we've all shared everything with each other anyways)
but my parents' emails should remain THE ONE THING I won't post
Carry on though, It's interesting to read ...
hehe

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

so you'd post naked pics before you'd post your parents emails?

 

[Dead_Lioness]

^ I never posted naked pics, nor I will

 

[b& Altitudes]

^ I never posted naked pics, nor I will

Thanks for crushing every guys dream on this forum.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

yeah, wtg karen, gawd

 

[perniciosa]

My mum never emails me, my dad's emails are awesome though. They usually come in different languages and different colors. The content is always the same - he asks me to remind mother to turn her phone on...