he's my girlfriend
i had sex with a carpet (or at least tried to) last time i was drunk
GASP, your hair is so very pretty..... Herbal Essences? Yes? No?
Or do you use something more metal.... Like goat spit??
DarkGift has a girlfrieeend, nanananananaaaaaaaaaaa.
he's my girlfriend
OMGZLOLZ!!!! poor DarkGift... rejection