dear lord, my body hair is perfectly aligned, my left and right testicle hang at the same height, and... oh god... my dick is straight AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
This is me really really hung over last Saturday...it actually lasted until Sunday evening, I've never felt that bad after drinking. No idea what I'm doing there tbh cause I don't remember taking the picture, it must've been something like wake up - turn on computer - make picture - fall asleep.
I even found it as my desktop background when I woke up properly, fuck that scared me