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[PaganBlood]

Thrymfal has a web cam permantelly pointed at his groin area

 

[Celtik Militia]

PaganBlood loves ridiculously pathetic gay pictures of weird stereotype americans and his grand father certainly was a proud SS, adorator of our favorite fuhrer...

 

[Thrymfal]

Celtik Militia doesn't know that PaganBlood is actually Australian...and probably doesn't shower often...

 

[Patric]

hey moderator, what if you like, reaaally like this girl and you're gonna meet her and stuff and umm you're nervous, like is it ok that I take 3 valium?

 

[Thrymfal]

no, probably not a good call. maybe just take 1 to take the edge off and avoid being a jittery ball of nerves. besides, some women find a degree of nervousness complimentary.

 

[DemonsAndLies666]

some means a portion. not the majority.
=]

 

[Patric]

no, probably not a good call. maybe just take 1 to take the edge off and avoid being a jittery ball of nerves. besides, some women find a degree of nervousness complimentary.

Yeah I know but figurin', it would be just as sexy if I came Anselmo-style, with that slooow way of speaking and fucking having my eyelids sinking in every minute. Well that's not Phil nowadays but he used to be that cool.

 

[Corporal McDick]

Yeah I know but figurin', it would be just as sexy if I came Anselmo-style, with that slooow way of speaking and fucking having my eyelids sinking in every minute. Well that's not Phil nowadays but he used to be that cool.

You can just record yourself talking and then play it twice slower. Same effect, less expenses.

 

[Belgar]

hey moderator, what if you like, reaaally like this girl and you're gonna meet her and stuff and umm you're nervous, like is it ok that I take 3 valium?

I honestly would take 4 of them then kill the night by drinking 3 straight shots of Jager ... that way you sleep and don't remember anything the next day.

 

[Thrymfal]

you know Pat, most of the women in the world probably don't share you're unabashed love of phil. Be yourself.

 

[Patric]

Oh c'mon man, the similarities are endless. Hence, it wouldn't matter if I tried to be myself, anyway.

 

[Tyra]

Yeah I know but figurin', it would be just as sexy if I came Anselmo-style,

Patric hasn't figured out how to spell "fingerin'". He's planning to come to Canada to fuck up the great wilderness with various types of Danish weeds. Then he'll blow up Ottawa while wearing Bermuda shorts.

 

[Patric]

Haha, christ...I've got about 3 Hawaii shirts as we speak..I don't oil my hair though. Yeah weed would be nice, this way of life has become an addiction. I'll terrorize Toronto firsthand and then everyone will know who the wiz kid is.

 

[Tyra]

And then we'll take over the world, Binky!

 

[Patric]

I lived a hardcore fucking life man.