Brooks is a hipster; he was bitingly sarcastic before it was even cool.
And John, are you sure you are the father?
I wish I was the father, but at the same time I'm clearly not mature enough to be one.
And Brooks, I apologize.
Dude, thanks, but you gotta get off this rollercoaster of retarded accountability.
Take jokes in stride, you're better than that. You're better than taking every little thing as a personal affront. Learn to laugh at yourself, at the silliness of the whole goddamn beast of the every day. You've got a million opportunities, a million chances to laugh, learn and love. Nothing is worth taking more seriously than it needs to be to grow. Love you, man.
Well, some would argue that if you drink enough, you don't notice the difference.Don't want to alarm you, but the lady standing up on the right might be a dude.
Hey, I've seen some guys that looked so much like girls, you probably wouldn't have been sure until you got into their pants.you always notice