post your sexy pics here

[Captain Beard]

Yus! wait... like "WE GOT FUCKING PIZZA! ASSBALLS JIGGABOO!" ?

 

[sappy84]

I do swear a lot. Especially if I get excited about something.

my fiancee swears a lot she's called christine so i shall call her c henceforth

c swears a lot and listens to gay music like fallout boy but she also loves nevermore and loads of decent bands that i got her into

 

[PlatypusJesus]

i didnt choke her or anything i did it gently and she didnt kick me in the nuts so i took it as it was ok

Okay, so your pick up line was putting your hands gently around her throat, and saying, "You need a bigger one of these in case anyone tries choking you." ...And that worked? She didn't...run....or get a restraining order....wait....wait...no. No. Joke, right? Joke. No one would introduce themselves to someone like that. No one is that creepy.

 

[sappy84]

That's awesome, it's good to get the fetishes out in the open early

well she had a whip and leather boots so...

 

[sappy84]

Okay, so your pick up line was putting your hands gently around her throat, and saying, "You need a bigger one of these in case anyone tries choking you." ...And that worked? She didn't...run....or get a restraining order....wait....wait...no. No. Joke, right? Joke. No one would introduce themselves to someone like that. No one is that creepy.

i was stoned and drunk

 

[PlatypusJesus]

She had a whip with her? What kind of bar did you go to?

 

[sappy84]

Okay, so your pick up line was putting your hands gently around her throat, and saying, "You need a bigger one of these in case anyone tries choking you." ...And that worked? She didn't...run....or get a restraining order....wait....wait...no. No. Joke, right? Joke. No one would introduce themselves to someone like that. No one is that creepy.

as the days of knowing each other went on i started calling her my wife and then one night on the phone she asked me to ask her out

 

[sappy84]

She had a whip with her? What kind of bar did you go to?

not with her the whip was in her house

 

[Captain Beard]

asked you to ask her out. She like beaing dominated?

 

[sappy84]

asked you to ask her out. She like beaing dominated?

yeah

i was like wtf asking me to ask you out
you basically just asked me out

 

[EricT]

not with her the whip was in her house

Or perhaps the whip was in your immagination?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

i was stoned and drunk

I'm guessing she was as well? Wait...you were being serious then....oh what the fuck man. Come on. Stoned or not, there is NOTHING in the unwritten handbook of dating that says put your hands around the throat of the lady. You at least save that for the second date. COME ON! But it worked...so...hey, I guess it's cool. The only true explanation for this is that Metal corrupts. So does Emo, apparently. Death to both!

 

[Captain Beard]

I bet she likes bedroom beatings.

 

[sappy84]

I'm guessing she was as well? Wait...you were being serious then....oh what the fuck man. Come on. Stoned or not, there is NOTHING in the unwritten handbook of dating that says put your hands around the throat of the lady. You at least save that for the second date. COME ON! But it worked...so...hey, I guess it's cool. The only true explanation for this is that Metal corrupts. So does Emo, apparently. Death to both!

metal doenst corrupt only emo and dance r and b and all that shit metal free's you

 

[sappy84]

I bet she likes bedroom beatings.

not to the point of bruising

 

[PlatypusJesus]

GODDAMN! I can't even begin to comment on the sheer volume of creepiness in this thread.

 

[Captain Beard]

Does she like rough buttsex?

 

[sappy84]

GODDAMN! I can't even begin to comment on the sheer volume of creepiness in this thread.

creepy? no creepy is those people who choke people and only release em after orgasm thats creepy

 

[EricT]

No... You're creepy...

 

[sappy84]

Does she like rough buttsex?

i dont know any girl that does