Captain Beard
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my fiancee swears a lot she's called christine so i shall call her c henceforthStealer of Dreams said:I do swear a lot. Especially if I get excited about something.
sappy84 said:i didnt choke her or anything i did it gently and she didnt kick me in the nuts so i took it as it was ok
well she had a whip and leather boots so...Moonlapse said:That's awesome, it's good to get the fetishes out in the open early
i was stoned and drunkLord of Metal said:Okay, so your pick up line was putting your hands gently around her throat, and saying, "You need a bigger one of these in case anyone tries choking you." ...And that worked? She didn't...run....or get a restraining order....wait....wait...no. No. Joke, right? Joke. No one would introduce themselves to someone like that. No one is that creepy.
as the days of knowing each other went on i started calling her my wife and then one night on the phone she asked me to ask her outLord of Metal said:Okay, so your pick up line was putting your hands gently around her throat, and saying, "You need a bigger one of these in case anyone tries choking you." ...And that worked? She didn't...run....or get a restraining order....wait....wait...no. No. Joke, right? Joke. No one would introduce themselves to someone like that. No one is that creepy.
not with her the whip was in her houseLord of Metal said:She had a whip with her? What kind of bar did you go to?
yeahNoLordy said:asked you to ask her out. She like beaing dominated?
sappy84 said:not with her the whip was in her house
sappy84 said:i was stoned and drunk
metal doenst corrupt only emo and dance r and b and all that shit metal free's youLord of Metal said:I'm guessing she was as well? Wait...you were being serious then....oh what the fuck man. Come on. Stoned or not, there is NOTHING in the unwritten handbook of dating that says put your hands around the throat of the lady. You at least save that for the second date. COME ON! But it worked...so...hey, I guess it's cool. The only true explanation for this is that Metal corrupts. So does Emo, apparently. Death to both!
not to the point of bruisingNoLordy said:I bet she likes bedroom beatings.
creepy? no creepy is those people who choke people and only release em after orgasm thats creepyLord of Metal said:GODDAMN! I can't even begin to comment on the sheer volume of creepiness in this thread.