post your sexy pics here

This isn't 4chan.

You ask THIS way:

So, uh, you two ever shower naked? With a camera? I'd like to see those, if you will.
 
How about this:

"Post a picture of yours and all of your friends tits or I will find each and every one of you and sodomize you all with various baked goods until you're bleeding."

I think that gets the urgency of the situation out in the open pretty well.
 
I was staring at the krig image for quite a while, and it started to seem like it was doing this:

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