postwhore laura

[Will @ work]

3 min left on my break
tried calling
see you on the board
didnt pick up
no more gene tierney?
postwhore
go the fuck to sleep

 

[Captain Beard]

YOU GO TO SLEEP

POST ORGY!

 

[Will @ work]

I make money at this time of night. I'm allowed to be up

 

[Söy]

so youre a hooker?

 

[Captain Beard]

He'll suck yo' dick.

 

[Will @ corner]

absolutely

 

[Söy]

He'll suck yo' dick.

absolutely

hmm

where's LRD when there's an offer afoot?

 

[Will @ work]

hopefully fucking dead

 

[Söy]

haha

 

[Chromatose]

I saw Richard Kiel on Match Game this weekend.

He doesn't really have metal teeth

 

[Will Bozarth]

have you ever seen the last failed remake of matchgame with Louie Anderson hosting???!

 

[Chromatose]

Hahahaha oh my no.

"Old Man Periwinkle is so old that... *pauses to catch his breath, has a mini-heart attack*"

Happens every question.

 

[Will Bozarth]

 

[Will Bozarth]

this MUST mean Betty White is dead next

 

[Chromatose]

carrot

 

[Chromatose]

artichoke?! that won't get any matches!

 

[Chromatose]

carrot

I win!

 

[Chromatose]

this MUST mean Betty White is dead next

penis

 

[Chromatose]

WTF ARE THE ANSWERS?!?!?!

 

[Will Bozarth]

wtf