Just trying to make it seem like you're not a heartless womanizing bastard so you don't offend any particular ladies who might happen to hear the tale, eh?
we speculated on the fate of the fish that get up there in years. but the seafood buffet was actually in the mall that we parked in the garage of. we just went to the aquarium to work up an appitite
Oh good! I was worried there for a minute. I've often wondered, myself, what DOES happen when the fish go up to that great aquarium in the sky? (if they don't have a seafood buffet, that is.) I always pictured an enormous toilet somewhere in the back of the aquarium. Somehow it just seemed.... right.