Prepare thyself!

[Shannow]

Better half's belly looks like Zakk Wyld's guitar (circular stretch marks).

 

[Celestial-Todd]

And now a face to go with the name... be kind, these were taken with the camera on my phone!

 

[Blitzkrieg]

 

[JonBonJovi]

Better half's belly looks like Zakk Wyld's guitar (circular stretch marks).

I am yet to get a single sign of stretch marks.

 

[The Amazer]

Todd: She looks exactly like you

Oh, looking at the wrong person.

You've done well for yourself!

 

[KoichCPA]

I'd hit it

 

[Stonewall]

Todd: She looks exactly like you

Oh, looking at the wrong person.

You've done well for yourself!

Before I read all of this post I thought you were serious and went and compared them in the photo. They actually do look alike in the photos, something in the cheek bones and eyebrows maybe. Weird.

 

[Sydo]

They actually do look alike in the photos.

So you're saying that Todd is hot?

 

[Stonewall]

Water looks like Vodka but only one of them makes you drunk.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

So you're saying that Todd is hot?

 

[Wenda]

Water looks like Vodka but only one of them makes you drunk.

That's very deep, Stonewall

 

[Southy]

we don't need philosophical types around here thinking aboiut things...shut up stonewall

 

[Stonewall]

When they finally relent and add alcohol to tap water I won't need to think about things, nor be able to for that matter.


And Todd is about as hot as it is possible to be for a fat metal drummer. I'm sure there are cherubic features under that beard.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

Correction... fat metal drummer with a hot girlfriend. Score 1 for me! haha

 

[KoichCPA]

Have you asked her what your penis looks like Todd?

 

[Stonewall]

yeah, she is pretty hot, but that was never in question, the ugly stigma of being a metal drummer however will long outlast her.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

True true....

And Koich, I'm not that fat for christ sake! haha

 

[KoichCPA]

My goal in life is to get a beer gut so huge I can't see my penis.

 

[Stonewall]

Get one big enough so that none of us can see your penis...

 

[Winmar]

Good work Todd - she's nice!