Pronouncing Mikael Åkerfeldt

[King Richard]

Someone give this man a beer.

 

[biggsy]

If the show happens to be in a tough neighborhood, I'll call him:

"Å Money"

 

[biggsy]

so from that audio file its... mikkil okkefeldt eh...

 

[i aint play this]

I say michael noelarch

 

[salient]

That's just another stupid thread...

 

[i aint play this]

^Die in agony

 

[salient]

^Die in agony

What a silly thread, did'nt you^^%?

 

[i aint play this]

whats dark swollen grimness the anus prison in cell laringitis?

 

[salient]

whats dark swollen grimness the anus prison in cell laringitis?

That's was boring man!!!

 

[affinityband]

''Carved by gothic in mist.''

that rulz.

 

[salient]

''Carved by gothic in mist.''

that rulz.

Thanks! I glad to hear these markeable words!

P.S Maybe somebody post art in thread "Art of ordinary suspects"?

 

[i aint play this]

=D

 

[salient]

=D

Man could you be a more funny? :Smug:

 

[i aint play this]

=D=D

 

[rawr1616]

it's not hard...

 

[in_absentia]

It really depends on the time-and-place for me. Here are some examples.

If I'm talking to someone who doesn't know Opeth, I'll call him:

"Mikael Åkerfeldt, the lead-singer for the death-metal band Opeth"

If I'm talking to someone who knows Opeth, I'll call him:

"Mike"

If I'm meeting the band after a show, I'll call him:

"Mr. Åkerfeldt"

If the show happens to be in a tough neighborhood, I'll call him:

"Å Money"

If I'm dreaming about him, I'll call him:

"Uncle Mikey"

If his dick is in my mouth, I'll call him:

"flbbhtgghthaaaahh"

If he sells out to the man, I'll call him:

"James Hetfield"

If his dick is in James Hetfield's mouth, I'll call him:

"Lars Ulrich"

And, if I see him hanging with Bass, I'll call him:

*nothing - (I fucking hate Bass, goddamn sideways headbanging midget)

That's really all of the situations I can think of...

HAHAH here here


except about the bass part. sideways headbanging FTW!!!