public restroom techniques

[shivering corpse]

Ok, here's the scenario-you walk into a sweaty public restroom because you're just a bustin' to piss. There are two urinals. One urinal is occupied. They are very small urinals with no built in side walls. And there are no barriers. And they are very close together. (Meanwhile, the smell of toilet mints and piss fills the air) There is one stall, but someone is shitting a storm up.

What do you do?

I say you go ahead and piss.
But there is something uncomfortable about whipping it out and pissing away when there's no barriers whatsoever. Plus it's like sweaty and uncomfortable.
This just happened to me, but you gotta admit you'd probably want to go just in the stall.

 

[Parasite]

I can't use public bathroom. They disgust me way too much.

 

[Super Mahrio]

I dunno...im not male...But if i were...i think id probably piss outside...lol! the dumpster sounds more inviting...

 

[blakmetalemp]

Piss on the floor over in the far corner.

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

Piss away. You sound a touch insecure....(Kidding man)

 

[Aecliptica]

take the leak

 

[Astral Poetry]

When you go into stalls in public restrooms, piss under the sides into the next stalls. It gives the person next to you a pleasent suprise.

 

[Pancakes]

Um, right...piss in the urinal. Noone else in there, if someone else comes in they're probably not gonna look, and if they do, well, not like you'l ever cee them again.

 

[shivering corpse]

OK, sorry i mean to say that the one urinal is occupied

 

[Yetti]

i dont care if somebody sees my dick. sounds like somebody has some penis envy issues:Smug:

 

[shivering corpse]

no penis envy issues
just awkwardness issues

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

Hows it awkward?
"Hey man I really need to take a piss, Either hurry up or shift over a bit will ya?"

Its that simple. You arent going to be making many freinds in a urinal unless your name be George Micheal.......

 

[Yetti]

or elton john

 

[shivering corpse]

or Chuck Woolery

 

[EdgeJ]

except Elton John never did that, did he?
WTF? :zombie:
*dies*

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

The list is nearly endless.

Dale winton.....

 

[shivering corpse]

paul rubens

 

[FangsFirst]

paul rubens

...he was caught masturbating.

...in a porn theater.

...what the fuck did they think he'd be doing there?!

 

[shivering corpse]

haha true dat