Q&A - the big thread

[bodomite]

A: put a mouse in the middle of the room when he shows up take a 12 guage and blow the fuck outa the little pecker head!

Q: Why am i such a demonic little bastard??

 

[murderedbysound]

A: its in your blood!!!

Q: why are the holidays usually depressing?

 

[child_of_bodom]

END OF THrEAD =)

 

[EagleFlyFree]

a: no i mean yes crap no how could you think such a thiyyesss i am sireeee-- no

q: am i the king or am i the king? wait lemme rephrase that, am i Kai Hansen or am i Kai Hansen?

 

[bodomite]

A: you are eagle and no one else biiacchhh

Q: do you finish anything you start?

 

[EagleFlyFree]

a: define finish... but without too much detail

q: am i wrong or does Iron Savior's first cd really rules with Thomen Stauch on drums and those two guitar maniacs? plus one of those two is THE KING!

Iron Savior - Iron Savior

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

A: iron savior is gay and lying. It´s a copy of iron maiden... a bad one...

Q: why does Hagen Dasz rule sooooooooo much???

 

[FailingAcension]

A: I don't know.

Q: Why does he?

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

A: Dude... Hagen Dazs is an icecream aeuhaeueahueh

Q: does it rule to go to your brothers house and connect at 10 MBps?

 

[murderedbysound]

A: YES!!!! very much so

Q: what the fuck kinda line is it?

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

A: i think its ADSL... not sure
Q: should i steal my brother´s wife´s Hagen dasz pot ? aeuhaeuhaeuh

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

A: nono, you shouldn't

Q: Will Alexi teach me some guitar playing If I ask him very niiiiiiiiiiice?

 

[dawnghost]

A: well, it doesn't hurt to try.


Q: if you had the choice to never eat anymore, because you'd NEVER again feel hungry... but then you wouldn't be able to eat anything anymore... would you take it?

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

A: hmmmm....nowdays I'd choose not to eat anymore, 'cause I have to spend waaay too much money on food, but If I think it over... the taste of a good spagetti...ohh, no, I'd never throw that taste away


Q: What would you do If you'd have only one day left until your death?

 

[dawnghost]

A: I'd go to a very beautiful beach with my family and friends to spend the night there, and before I died, I'd pray, pray and pray.


Q: what would you do?

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

A: Id try to have as much sex as i could. And pray a lot too!

Q: is satan gay?

 

[ukstin]

A: most of people don't like gays so satan is gay.

Q: If you coudn't listen no more, what would you do?

 

[bodomite]

A: Go even more insaine!

Q: Is Satan Gay and Lying?

 

[FailingAcension]

A: Yes

Q: Does your mouse stick? My stupid roller must need cleaing..

 

[Harvester of Sorrow]

A. My mouse used to stick, so i bought an optical mouse and a sperm guard, and i have been cruising the internet stick free.

Q. Anyone else wack off more then 5 times a day?