A: A man and his wife were working in their garden when the man looked over at his wife.
"Your butt is getting really big," he said. "I mean, really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
He proceeded to get a ruler and measured the grill. Then he went over to where his wife was working and measured her ass.
"Yes, I was right!" he exclaimed. "Your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!"
Later that night in bed, the husband was feeling a bit horny. He made a few advances toward his wife, but she completely brushed him off.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
She responded: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
Q: What about it?