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A/Q: pedophile take little girl to the woods the girl start to cray and ask him why did you take me to this place so he answer her
why do you cry stupid bitch, i have to back all this alone

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A: A man and his wife were working in their garden when the man looked over at his wife.

"Your butt is getting really big," he said. "I mean, really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

He proceeded to get a ruler and measured the grill. Then he went over to where his wife was working and measured her ass.

"Yes, I was right!" he exclaimed. "Your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!"

Later that night in bed, the husband was feeling a bit horny. He made a few advances toward his wife, but she completely brushed him off.

"What's wrong?" he asked.

She responded: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
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