Question for the men?

[johnnieCzech]

Jeesus fuckin´Christ. To be very honest, I would be especially pleased to shag YOU, Susie.

 

[Metal Maiden]

Justin to the rescue .

Justin~good one!
Darby~

Susie, You should warn these guys before posting pictures like that.

 

[remington69]

I posed this question to a group of male friends last night. They all were unanimousin saying that you can always put a bag over the chicks head.

 

[Metal Maiden]

But the problem with the chick is her he-man body. I don't think a bag would be much help there.

 

[MichiMikey]

Well, thats also what pillows are for. How did Zappa put it?..."Buns up and kneelin'..."

 

[Metal Maiden]

I don't like men built like her, I sure as hell wouldn't want a woman that looks like that.

 

[dutchy]

I like to put a little 2 Live Crew quote here; "face down, ass up!!!!!!!!!!!!..........."

 

[MichiMikey]

I sure...want a woman....

(hee hee) do tell us....which one...???

 

[prime666]

Well I gues id fuck the one with the muscles. What a tightee she must have. I guess If I didnt know the other one is a dude i'd fuck her, it shim, whatever also. Is it gay to fuck a hermaphrodite?

 

[Metal Maiden]

Don't misquote me!!

 

[MichiMikey]

Hmmm...not exactly a misquote...guess I was a baaaad boy....

 

[Metal Maiden]

You were just reading between the lines huh?

 

[MichiMikey]

Yeah, you know us guy-folk Mistress...just some wishful thinkin' !!

 

[Metal Maiden]

I wouldn't expect anything less.

 

[jdelpi]

But the problem with the chick is her he-man body. I don't think a bag would be much help there.

Yeah. It's physically impossible to "get it up." No amount of liquor can change that.


NP: Rush - 12/2/1978 Detroit (Cabo Hall)

 

[SCott308]

Well I gues id fuck the one with the muscles. What a tightee she must have. I guess If I didnt know the other one is a dude i'd fuck her, it shim, whatever also. Is it gay to fuck a hermaphrodite?

Judge's ruling....









Yes. Yes it is. Rule 1.01 of the Guy Rulebook clearly states: "If you fuck it, and there is a dick attached, it is gay. No exception is made for not knowing there was a dick. If, after this, you let your friends know what you did, you are a moron as well as gay. And they are allowed to razz you mercilessly in perpituity."

Reminds me of a joke.

A drag queen is in a bar and picks up a guy who has no idea she is really a he. They get back to her place and start getting undressed. She stops him and tells him she has a confession to make. "It's my time of the month right now. If you don't mind, you'll have to put it in my ass. Is that OK?"

Her date cracks a big smile, and says, "Darling, if that is the way you want it, it is the least I can do to accomodate you."

She turns off the light and soon they are going at it. After a little while, the guy is really excited. He reaches around to play with her and feels a rock hard cock.

He stops pumping and the drag queen knows he's been caught. Tentatively, he asks, "Is there anything wrong back there, honey?"

The date proudly exclaims, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but I think I came out the other side!"

Scott

 

[SCott308]

NP: Rush - 12/2/1978 Detroit (Cabo Hall)

Hmmm. Don't know where that is. I have been to COBO Hall...

Scott

 

[MichiMikey]

Thanks Scott, ya beat me to it......

 

[jdelpi]

All this Van Hagar talk messed me up...

NP: Kiss - Gods Of Thunder (Ipswich 1984)

 

[Pelvic Fury]

I like to put a little 2 Live Crew quote here; "face down, ass up!!!!!!!!!!!!..........."

..."That's the way I like to Fuck. "