Random joke thread
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Lestat
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MagSec4
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Yeah, well.. we're still waiting for your joke manTut Ankh Amon said:my god, there isn't anybody besides brazilians that can make up good jokes...
..And it seems to me in this thread that the Finns are the ones rolling with the funny jokes
MagSec4
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Midnightblueshade said:
*lololololololololol*
One of the best jokes I read lately! And trust me, I read MANY jokes!
Nice one chief, your reply ended up the same size as the quote you used.
MagSec4
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A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. He decides to approach her anyway. "Sister, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen and I must have sex with you." he says. "I'm sorry but I've given my body to God" she replies and then leaves. Suddenly the bus driver turns around to the guy and says "I know a way you can get her in the sack." The bus driver tells the guy about how the nun goes to confessional everyday at 3 in the afternoon. The bus driver tells the guy his plan and the guy leaves happy knowing he's going to get some. The next day at 3 the guy is in the booth dressed as a priest. When the nun approaches in the darkness he says "Sister, God has told me I must have sex with you." She replies "Well if God has said it, we must do it. However because of my strong commitment to God I will only take it up the ass." The guy figures this isn't a problem and proceeds to have the best sex ever. After it is over he whips off his outfit and says "Surprise I'm the guy on the bus!" With that the nun turns around and says "Surprise I'm the bus driver!"
Yetti
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A blonde was driving home after a Bronco's game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing onto her cars tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
Her roommate rolled her eyes and said, ...
"HELLLLO!! You need to roll up the windows!!!!!!"
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing onto her cars tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
Her roommate rolled her eyes and said, ...
"HELLLLO!! You need to roll up the windows!!!!!!"
Theres this guy whos in a bus dropped his gf pic under a woman skirt. He then approach the lady and said "Excuse me, can u lift up ur skirt? i wanna take photo"
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Tut Ankh Amon
I See You Masturbate!
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That was the most funny and justified you fucking moron comment I have ever seen, you guys are freakin hilarious, rock on!
Yetti
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BodomiC
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bodomite
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Guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer.... the bartender hands him a budweiser.... The man says oh no I cant drink budweiser, So the bartender pours out the budweiser and hands him a Heineken. The Bartender is confused so he asks why the man cant drink Budweiser... The man tells his because it makes me blow chunks (throw up). The bartender looks at him again and says.... "well everyone blows chunks when they drink budweiser"..... The man looks wierd at the bartender and says "No chunks is my dog"
Yetti
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