Bad Joke Thread

[Cronopio]

is bestiality still wrong if you're making the animal orgasm??

Quid pro quo.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

when aliens don't understand human idioms

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

another hilarious aliens not understanding humans video

 

[Cronopio]

Looks like AI shit. Hard pass.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Looks like AI shit. Hard pass.

it's not even AI animation though, it's just a couple of AI photos with hilarious audio

 

[Bloopy]

He probably meant it sounds like AI as well. It's clearly written with the help of AI and voiced by AI as well. Maybe it is funny, but I dunno that I'd make it a priority to find out...

 

[luciferian]

The difference between correlation and causation:

Cletus is the best sheep farmer in Texas, at least if you compare the mutton from his farm to any other. Tender, luscious meat just about falls off the bone.

Bobby Wayne and Darrell Lee are out there spying on him one night, and observe that Cletus is systematically raping his sheep. "Hot damn, that's the secret!" says Bobby. They go back to their farm and for the rest of the season, line up the sheep and rape them every night.

When slaughterin' time comes, they are excited to try the meat. It is disappointing! At the local ice house, Darrell backs Cletus up against a wall. "I fucked them sheep every night like you do, but the meat ain't worth a shit!"

Cletus chuckles. "And all along, I thought it was the special feed mix I was giving them, but maybe you're right and the sex helps too."

 

[WorldObliteration33]

What?